Everybody Is Dead Dave

The Boys from the Dwarf take a trip through time to before the crew got wiped out. Can Dave Save Kochanski? Can Rimmer save himself? Can Cat save his dignity while wearing a boiler suit disguise?2

Three missing days, 2 broken feet, A gravestone to the 'memory of the memory of Lisa Yates and a completed Jigsaw. Just what has been going on with the Boys from the Dwarf.... they'd like to know that too. 

The mail arrives, and only 3 million years late. But when one of the parcels includes a Virtual reality game promising to give players the perfect life you know its only a certain amount of time before it goes wrong for the boys from the dwarf. 

A distress call makes the boys from the Dwarf think they can come to the heroic resuce of three female space-farers. Unfortunately their romantic ambitions are hampered when they just find an android and three skeletons. 

Is Lister thought one Rimmer was annoying, how will he cope with two? In fact, how with Rimmer even cope with another of himself?

When Lister falls ill some strange things start appearing on the ship... Like fish falling from the ceiling, a town crier appearing then self combusting and two strange men appearing in the drive room. Physical personifications of Lister's Confidence and his Paranoia.  

Who'd worship Lister as a god? Turns out a race of people descended from his Cat 3 million years ago would. Meanwhile Rimmer is sure he's discovered aliens but maybe he's just talking rubbish.

Lister wants to activate Kotchanski's hologram to ask her out on a date. But that would mean turning off Rimmer and Rimmer is having none of it. 

Rimmer gets a flattering new hair do and the gang start seeing visions of the future as they approach light speed. Broken teeth, potential deaths and lister with some babies? but there aren't even any women on board. 

Where it all began.... The End. 

Lister's dedication to his cat saves his life but leaves him 3 million years into deep space alone except for a hologram of his annoying bunk mate a self-absorbed creature evolved from his old cat and a slightly stir-crazy AI computer