In this premiere episode of Everyday , we're coming in HOT with JavaScript royalty Jordan Harband - the absolute madlad who maintains 500+ open source projects while somehow finding time to serve on TC39 and train his cat to respect keyboard boundaries.
Key Highlights (because we know you're skimming):
- That time Jordan accidentally landed a TC39 spec change that made Object.assign like 100x faster (NBD)
- The secret origin story of teaching Excel to teachers...in 8th grade
- Why being the company "sweeper" is actually the coolest job (if your company gets it)
- A passionate defense of gasp light mode that might actually make sense
- The ultimate guide to hacking your own ADHD with strategically wrong clocks
- A surprisingly deep dive into NaN boxing (yes, there are 32,000 different NaNs and yes, Jordan made an npm package about it)
Plus: Three absolutely chaotic games including "Fork, Star, or Deprecate" where Jordan bravely takes controversial stances on tabs vs. spaces, dark mode, and the true value of meme-driven development.
Find Jordan online:
- GitHub: @ljharb
- X/Twitter: @ljharb
- Bluesky: @jordan.har.band
- Or literally anywhere else because this man is EVERYWHERE
Bonus: We settle the eternal peanut butter debate (creamy vs. crunchy) and Jordan shares the one-word git commit message he'd send to every maintainer in the world.
(Spoiler: It's not "YOLO" or "¯\_(ツ)_/¯")
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- (00:00) - Jordan Harband: Prolific Maintainer and TC 39 Member