Entitled, whiney and so lazy, intelligent but crazy yeah I see,
that’s what you think of them, but just imagine what they think when they see you
I’ll bet they aren’t your biggest fans, I’ll bet they think that you’re the screwed ones too
How dare they envision life a different way, when they’re supposed to dread each dawning day
And every way you couldn’t have, nobody else should hope for, it’s unfair
I’m sure you aren’t the least bit jealous, they are here and you were stuck back there
Back there, it sucks you’re stuck back there
You need to suffer more just like we did, cuz suffering proves you’re virtuous like us
Ignore our self-destruction and that pesky little penchant for blood lust.
And see the real successes are in IRAs and mutuals and trusts
Just listen, there’s no chance that we’ve got it wrong, there’s no room for improvement in the wheel
You’re weak, and coddled, sensitive, we’re tired of all your movements, wear a suit
(Do you even own an ironing board)
And sacrifice your family time, your sanity and fall in line, recruit
(That’s a military reference, you unpatriotic slackers)
And if by chance somehow you make a world where people learn to live a better life
That’s horrible, you ought to be ashamed, you’ve lost your bleeding little minds
Deprived the privileged role of being unnecessary martyrs till you die
Millennials
(Try being martyrs)
Millennials
(Don’t know what you’re missing)
Millennials