Which of the men has had the biggest ego increase since their Bachelorette appearances? Is Kenny naked or is his bulge unsafe for TV? Is Bachelor in Paradise a workplace? Can we please take away Connor's instruments? Can David Spade be persuaded to host all things Bachelor in perpetuity? Which villains will rise to the top? Why are there actual old people sprinkled in with these women in their early twenties? Does anyone play the game better than Serena P.? Did Grocery Store Joe just come to Paradise to mope around the beach talking about his ex? Is anyone going to be desperate enough to kiss Karl?