Everyone Hates Me

Charli and Emma are back from months of editing delays with a packed episode. Emma shares her "everyone hates me" story of the week: getting waxed to prepare for a potential Hudson Williams sighting, only to receive blunt life advice from her no-nonsense waxer — and somehow taking it more seriously than anything her doctor says. Plus, the story of Emma's 2022 LAX meltdown upon unexpectedly encountering the actor who plays Jamie Lannister.

Then it's all Heated Rivalry: Charli has finally watched all six episodes and the two dig into the Shane/Ilya dynamic, what the show gets right about desire and repression, the tuna melt scene, and why it's so much more than just sexy hockey.

Also covered: 2026 resolutions, breaking up with their phones, hope core, and what they'd do with lottery money.

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Emma and Charli unpack two episodes of Season One, sibling dynamics, gender, and power in Westeros.

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Charli tries to figure out who everyone is and what is going on, Emma tries to explain with as few spoilers as humanly possible.

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Emma and Charli announce their new rewatch podcast episodes: Winter is Coming. A Game of Thrones rewatch pod featuring Emma who is a big fan of the show and Charli who has never seen it and knows nothing about it.

Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw

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Charli addresses Epstein email allegations, Emma refuses to watch movies that are just men talking, and they fantasize about building a matriarchal queendom.

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Emma and Charli address their haters, unpack straight men playing gay chicken, and reminisce on their karaoke adventures

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Emma reports live from Zohran Mamdani's NYC, Charli chases clout at all costs, and they dream of a better future where two sisters with a podcast can create a media empire to lord over their extended family and future progeny

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Charli explains AI to Emma, they unpack gooning, and Emma leaves the house and tells a story about it

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Emma and Charli introduce themselves and try to figure out what a podcast even is

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