In a last ditch effort to convince Michael to consume some much needed literature, Alex, much like a farmer force feeding a goose in preparation for foie gras, reads to him a personally curated selection of excerpts from Arthur Miller's "The Crucible" - drawing countless contemporary parallels from the account of ‘one of the strangest and most awful chapter in human history’

Due to popular demand, Alex & Michael install a network of subterranean cables to re-boot their timeless podcast. This time, with an intro song.

Michael and Alex get stuck on the wrong side of history...again...

We thought this was the episode where we vehemently defended George Pell and Izzy Folau - turns out that’s still buried under another 6 feet of concrete. Anyway, sit down with a cool glass of boiling water and enjoy this episode as a meditation on the linearity of time.

You asked for it,.. Well you didn't but we are gonna give it to you anyway so shut up and enjoy it whilst Michael discusses the ups and downs of air travel. Meanwhile, Alex interrupts and ruins stories with impertinent details.

Michael discusses his 5 step plan towards papacy, whilst an uncharacteristically lethargic Alex speculates on the contents of his shower drain. Live from the Vatican.

In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

Michael discusses his 5 step plan towards papacy, whilst an uncharacteristically lethargic Alex speculates on the contents of his shower drain. Live from the Vatican.

In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

Michael attempts an off the cuff heist to secure his precious belongings. Time is against him... Whilst Alex exposes the deep seated racism that lies at the heart of all yachting communities.

Michael attempts an off the cuff heist to secure his precious belongings. Time is against him... Whilst Alex exposes the deep seated racism that lies at the heart of all yachting communities.

Alex discusses his unrivaled knowledge of children books and his recent attempts to share it with a few lucky bystanders whilst Michael hatches his plan to find the most exotic feather for his cool new hat.