Amani shares a dream he recently had about a photo shoot, and we discuss his appearance in Tom Petty’s Free Falling music video. Jessica shares some funny and savage obituaries from the internet. We get a little woo woo, talking about Dogman and shapeshifters and Amani wrangles some chickens. Find us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal, on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and email us at [email protected].

In this episode we talk about llama training, discuss how to prove Santa is real (do not let your kids listen to that part), and we play a game of “would you rather?”

After a six-month break, we are back to talk about nothing. You will find yourself wondering why you’re back listening to us, but here is our gift to you just in time for Christmas! You will hear about Amani’s crazy dreams, stale balloon breath and his dad’s finger-licking. We have a few clips of Amani after a few too many shots of whiskey for you as well. Sit back and relax and get in a good mood before all your relatives show up for Christmas! Happy holidays!

This episode has been sitting in my computer for two weeks, but better late than never, we have a Father’s Day special. Sorry for the delay in publishing … we were sick and then Jessica was on the road helping her parents move. In this episode, we share stories about our dads and grandpas, as well as silly dad stories from the internet. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal, Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept or reach us by email at [email protected].

Stupid criminals, dog humping, greenhouse erection, kayaking: they all fit together somehow.

We discuss the people of Winnemucca, people of Walmart and coyotes in the house. Amani’s mom accidentally locks herself in the hotel room of strangers on a trip to Reno for his dad to get his knee replaced. Amani tries the silent but deadly fart out on his parents in a drive-thru. Trigger warning: we lost our pigeon. Amani invents the “dog in heat” cocktail.

We learn about the origin of the graham cracker, how an accidental meth overdose saved a soldier and how Amani was recently accosted by a religious zealot via phone.

In an effort to get away from toilet humor, we google funny stories from history, only to uncover famous farts that changed history. We learn about how the Olympics were once much more entertaining about 100 years ago and how a top hat allegedly caused women to faint and dogs to howl. Our very vocal cat Sasquatch makes an appearance and we did not forget to talk about the weather like a couple of old folks on the porch. So … you’re welcome. Email us at [email protected]. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal or on Instagram at @everythinghereisrealexcept.

We have all been there: driving down the road, enjoying your day, when a poop-mergency hits. But most of us don’t take pictures of the goods unless we are participating in “Super Bowel Monday,” the crappy brainchild of Tushy bidet company. We deal with more truck debacles but find a bright spot with a magic battery. Follow us on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and Facebook @everythinghereisreal. Email us your silly stories to read on the show at [email protected].

More news of the weird as we discuss how men looking for love shouldn’t post pictures with their cats on their dating profiles and how cats are not to be used as weapons. We talk about crazy people we have encountered in Reno and Winnemucca, mean birds, the devil sending text messages and people who might or might not stink. We also learn that we are uninterested in being members of the royal family. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Email us your funny stories at [email protected] and we might feature you on an upcoming show!