This week Tristan and Hassan give up the assassin life to go run a small farm somewhere in Kansas I think? It's unclear. Oh well. Good thing violence won't just suck them back into that hitman lifestyle or anything!

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This week Tristan and Hassan get their souls sucked out and replaced with the essence of a couple of eternal warriors that battle evil! Neat!

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This week Tristan and Hassan join a bunch of crazy wizard cops to stomp out the unionization of secret underground magicians! Totally not copaganda!

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This week Tristan and Hassan fly to the darkest reaches of space to discover strange new worlds! 

(And make out with the aliens.)

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This week Tristan and Hassan discuss why Miles Morales is better than Peter Parker at being Spider-Man and why Parker should retire.

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This week Tristan and Hassan put aside their differences to start a sweet-as-hell drone racing league on a deserted island housed by nearly-functioning, derelict deathbots!

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This week Tristan and Hassan finally invent TOTAL PODCASTING and you cannot tell them that they didn't just steal The Flophouse's format or anything.

Oh and they discuss Ted Lasso season 3.

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This week Tristan and Hassan put on their robes and wizards hat and grab their fun sketch pads and sharpies!

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This week Tristan and Hassan walk the mean streets looking to disperse justice upon the goons of the evil Shadow government! Or something like that. Either way they're kicking the crap out of a car.

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This week Tristan and Hassan supplant themselves into Ostania as a screwball family so they can keep tabs on the goings on of diplomats. All of this in order to prevent the peace between the east and west from collapsing. Oh and there are wacky familial hijinks!

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