Hey everybody! Look, things are weird. Everyone's pissed off. People are pretending to know how ratings for late night talk shows are measured. The rapture is happening tomorrow. Our President's hand is falling off. The Buccaneers are 3-0 and NO ONE seems to want to talk about that. I mentioned the freaking RAPTURE in this description and it didn't even get top billing. It's all weird right now, and we don't know what the hell to talk about. But we're here. So are you. Let's have a fun program tonight and try to laugh about things again.