Marion Sparkle, hero cabbage works for Wearmouth Mitchell, 59, dishonest butcher, in Hostornmer, the most stupidly named town in all of Argriogn.

Wearmouth claims has never seen a personal computer until yesterday, no matter when you ask him. 

Don't buy his sausages. You don't want to know.

The story begins with another day at work for Marion...

Is where you are headed. Get ready for more than everything.

Preview of the game that won't be played. 

* Thank you for the photo by Zoltan Tasi on Unsplash

We are here. Are you ready. Things are about to happen, Hostornmer style.

What if each tree had a riff and you could hear them play. Excerpt from a forest.

Imagine an infinite cow. Everything either black or white.

Made from the voice patterns of Donald Trump.