00:00 Intro

02:26 Dating Apps/Screentime

09:57 Allergies/Regretting College

14:34 C0VID Phantosmia

16:30 Getting Older

19:42 Manners are Mind Control

23:20 I Need to Work on Commitment

26:56 Men are More Autistic than Women

31:57 Toy Roulette

33:40 I've Never Seen a Green Raisin

34:22 How Long Have You Been Bald?

36:58 I Never Use Purell

40:02 Shirts are Magic

41:35 F*** the Days of the Week

43:37 Afraid of Race

47:46 White Vans are Cool Again!

51:08 Driving Should Be Self-Policing

52:56 Why is Hiking Cool?

54:18 The Phrase "Black Community"