God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy.

00:00 Intro / Backed Up

02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024

17:01 Doctors

21:56 The Motherland

24:13 Improv is Better than God

27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials

35:09 The Future of the Pod

38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedians

Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father.

00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore

03:19 "The Needy"

05:03 The State of the World / Candles

07:32 YouTube Addiction

07:57 Letterman Jacket

08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals

09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself"

11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids

12:15 What it Means to be a Podcaster

14:29 Escaping the Matrix with an AI OnlyFans Model / Podcast Junkie

16:12 Going to Jail to Acquire Skills

19:18 Trauma Tier List

23:33 Not Everything Has to be a TikTok Clip

26:40 You Are Not Your Thoughts

27:37 New Year's Resolutions

I've heard of Seinfeld.

0:00:00 Intro / Jobs

I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin?

00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak

04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon

08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple

13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports

20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore

23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean

24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator

25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon Danis

26:09 "Get a Load of This Guy"

28:00 Stone Cold Steve Austin Works at Cold Stone Creamery

29:02 Yankees / Baseball

30:16 Elon Musk / Neuralink / Tesla / Puddle of Mudd

36:26 Joe Rogan Shoots an Arrow at the Cybertruck

37:47 A+ Blood Test

41:37 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?

43:00 Scientology / Baba Yaga / 2012

48:08 SMURFED / BLACKED

49:39 Kareem Crashes the Pod

51:32 My Gay Rap

We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good.

00:00 I Don't Care

05:08 What Kind of Motivation?

07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism

17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink

23:12 I Should Cook...

25:47 Internships

31:26 Mucus Rain

00:00 Intro / What is a Cranny?

02:47 Free Prosthetic Limbs

19:35 What Money is Used For

21:37 Cloning Yourself With Dead Cells

00:00 Intro / Sharp Callouses

00:57 Why is it Called Thirsty?

11:46 Getting Too Personal

15:40 Recall on Noses

21:01 Social Media

34:26 Bullying is Good

00:00 Intro / Getting Called Stupid  

05:22 Kanye on Lex Fridman

16:38 Walking with Eyes Closed

18:55 White Culture is Nonexistent

28:58 Choking and Drowning

32:24 The Internet Should Be 21+

37:59 Life's Goal to Get Cancer