Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

Tyler talks about the new Kendrick Lamar album, Trader Joe's, and getting ready.

0:00:00 Intro / Trader Joe's

0:04:45 The Goal of Life: Getting Ready / Momentum

0:09:27 Traditional Success and Pride

0:12:33 Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers 

0:38:55 Snapchat Bots

0:44:23 "My Better Half"

0:48:23 My Hair Looks Dead

0:52:44 Tyler Damsma's Special

0:57:29 Bahama Breeze / Olive Garden

1:00:00 I'm Glad I'm Not THAT White

When you're a kid, you always looked up to the big kids. But what happens when you become the big kid? Where do you go from there?

00:00 Intro / It's NOT Winter

06:25 My Body is Picky

08:14 WTF is Dirt?

13:53 We're The Big Kids

21:14 What Medium Did You Use?

22:52 I'm a Dad

27:06 Seeing People You Kinda Know

31:53 Dream Logic / Earwax

41:11 Getting into the Headspace

43:24 How to "Stay Hungry"

Pride is just being in denial of your wasted time.

00:00 Lean Into Discomfort

11:19 "I should've said..."

16:04 Dunkin Got Rid of Hazelnut Swirl

21:04 DoorDash Anything, Anywhere

31:45 I'm Jealous of Women

36:53 Baseball is Primitive

The biggest gaslighting of all time is eating a poppy seed bagel.

0:00:00 Intro / Sensory Deprivation

0:07:15 Testing Positive For Heroin

0:16:59 Self-Descriptive Words

0:18:27 Driving is so Stupid

0:30:18 Answering Questions About Your Life

0:40:20 People in Commercials Are Too Happy

0:47:50 Family Photo at a Train Station

0:48:42 Computers And Procrastination

0:53:29 Signatures

"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast."

0:00:00 Intro 

0:00:46 Twinkle Toes

0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson

0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows

0:15:07 I Leave the Light On

0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII

0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers

0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument

0:24:19 Elk Cubes 

0:29:03 Infits

0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Videos was the Beginning of the End

0:39:57 The Cutoff for Fat Acceptance

0:41:37 My Rules For Life

it's been real, peace

0:00:00 Intro 

0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping

0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus

0:22:44 Calculating Tip

0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices

0:35:31 Faux Motivation

0:37:39 Showers Are Scary

0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact

0:55:35 Come Into MY Life!

0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture

1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN)

1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hopeless

There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know.

0:00:00 Intro

0:01:32 See Your Pee

0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth

0:07:31 Blue Man Group

0:10:27 Our Friendship

0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss)

0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank

0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story

0:31:45 "Bobs..."

0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning

0:36:12 UroClub

0:48:52 Falling Asleep When Hanging Out

0:51:08 Why Jared Hates Me

On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole.

0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much

0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression

0:10:52 "Tear You a New One"

0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls"

0:30:36 Sweaty Palms

0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff

0:44:08 Taking Things

0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw

0:55:43 Rich Things