0:00:00 Intro 

0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping

0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus

0:22:44 Calculating Tip

0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices

0:35:31 Faux Motivation

0:37:39 Showers Are Scary

0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact

0:55:35 Come Into MY Life!

0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture

1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN)

1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hopeless