Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's. 

0:00:00 Intro

0:02:13 The Best Birthdays

0:04:17 Winter Voice

0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul

0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist

0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's

0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo

0:30:03 Eye Discrimination

0:33:38 Imagining Feelings

0:36:29 Nothing Happens in Vermont

0:39:37 10 Years On YouTube

0:41:30 No One Has Their Sh*t Together

0:44:15 Can You Wheeze Through Your Nose?

0:47:17 RuneScape Stunted My Growth

0:54:16 24 Hour Fitness

0:57:57 You Are Not Your Thoughts

1:01:03 I Wanna Cut Off My Pinky

On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents.

00:00 Intro

07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself

17:51 Pride vs. Shame

22:12 Fireworks / Arson

25:17 Car Accidents

31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism

42:20 Arguing Over What You Said

43:47 My Vacation

50:37 The Joke is The Truth

51:56 We're Having Moments

You can read, right? The title explains all. You simply cannot put it into more descriptive verbiage.

On today's episode: we're all time traveling, drinking coffee while eating pizza, and when do you get bored of p*ssy?

On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection.

00:00 Intro / Chinese Food

02:31 I'll Try Anything

07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird

10:25 Wood Playgrounds

12:10 I Went on a Date

15:57 Art is Alchemy

17:45 Parallel Thinking

20:08 Social Anxiety

22:51 I Went to the Mall

30:29 Picking Your Nose

A cathartic rant describing the ruminations I struggle with, the intrusive mantras that inform my personality, and how the pandy felt like divine intervention, flipping everyone's world just like mine had been in the 6 months leading up to it.

Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither.

00:00 Intro

00:11 Planned Obsolescence

06:14 Burning Calories

11:33 Journaling

12:55 Couples on Hikes

16:02 Stop Going on Hikes

17:50 Not Together Yet

22:59 Too Many Memories

25:05 Not YOU Yet

26:17 Morning Mouth

31:40 Travis Scott Concert

34:55 Loving Celebrities

00:00 Intro

00:25 Halloween is not Happening

03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done

06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships

07:04 Piss Rain

12:37 Holding Pee

16:01 After You Touch Yourself

18:29 Toilets With Torque

23:15 Deviated Septum

25:14 Humane Way to Die

27:59 Spicy Food

32:02 White Food is Loveless

35:36 Hikes Are Ruined

36:30 Open The Left Door

40:56 Is It Mold? 

I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule.

00:00 Intro

00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time

12:16 Wet Socks

17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie

22:45 Arranged Marriages

24:07 Snapchat "Born Different"

26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy"

30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me

33:17 We're All Just Winging It

36:54 Overthinking... Just Start

Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't  ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All  this and more in this latest episode.

04:23 Why Are Statues Nude?

10:30 Social Anxiety

17:22 Self Confidence

22:17 Everything Hits at Once

28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU 

47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON!

50:50 How to Cut Down Social Media Usage