00:00 Intro

02:26 Dating Apps/Screentime

09:57 Allergies/Regretting College

14:34 C0VID Phantosmia

16:30 Getting Older

19:42 Manners are Mind Control

23:20 I Need to Work on Commitment

26:56 Men are More Autistic than Women

31:57 Toy Roulette

33:40 I've Never Seen a Green Raisin

34:22 How Long Have You Been Bald?

36:58 I Never Use Purell

40:02 Shirts are Magic

41:35 F*** the Days of the Week

43:37 Afraid of Race

47:46 White Vans are Cool Again!

51:08 Driving Should Be Self-Policing

52:56 Why is Hiking Cool?

54:18 The Phrase "Black Community"

Tyler talks about the puzzle of society, social anxiety, and alcohol being literal poison.

Tyler talks about holidays, death, OCD, and loving everyone.

Tyler talks about trying meth at 70, getting off Zoloft, and vanlife filmmakers.

Tyler talks about kidney stones, almost being hit by a car, and people who want to control where people take poops.

Tyler talks about electronics, cannibalism, and genetically modified DNA.

Tyler talks about the waging culture war, and the people whose only goal is to make us angry for profit.

Tyler talks about oreos, hay rides, fast food poops, and being in a flow state.

Tyler talks about almost hitting someone with a car, astrology, and road rage in the Dunkin' drive thru.

"My room looks more vacant than it used to... less signs of life. That means it's clean, right?"