What Movie Should We Do Next?

We put Evil Dead Burn to the test with a five-category scoring system, then argue over whether its violence feels like classic Evil Dead chaos or a clumsy attempt at a message. The conversation spirals into Deadite personalities, practical effects vs CGI, and why “send them to the mirror realm” might be the cleanest relationship advice we accidentally give. 

3/5
• quick toast-driven intro plus listener shoutouts and pre-movie banter 
• spoiler-filled plot recap focused on the funeral setup and Deadite spread 
• acting breakdown with a clear standout Deadite performance 
• cinematography talk on memorable gross-out shots plus CGI shortcuts and shaky geography 
• score reactions that focus on franchise sound cues over a memorable theme 
• plot and structure criticism including missing payoffs and unfinished beats 
• golden path take on comedy choices and why likable characters matter in horror 
• debate on spousal abuse themes and why the metaphor feels muddy 
• demon cosmology talk on mirrors, suffering, and cosmic order vs randomness 
• we insert ourselves into the film and pitch alternate arcs 

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