Donald Trump, I mean, The Mad Orange Queen, has once again declared by edict that his concubine, Pam Bondi, must go after the Queen's imagined enemies using the Department of Justice that nasty Joe Biden weaponized. Miles Taylor and Chris Krebs, two horrific traitors that used to work for The Orange Queen's regime, have shockingly spoken up, daring to think independently and voice their own opinions. These two troublemakers must be arrested at once and sent directly to Mike Johnson's dungeon in Louisiana where they will have plenty of time to sit and think about what horrible miscreants they both are.

Listen up peasants: the days of yipping and complaining about the Queen's reign are over. Anyone even thinking bad thoughts about Her Orange Majesty will be detained and quite possibly shipped to El Salvador, regardless of what any arrogant judge has to say about it. The Mad Queen is the law now. That silly little thing you peasants called democracy has been relegated to the Royal Trash Heap of history. Where there was light there is darkness; where there was hope there is anguish; where there was common decency there is a gaseous, orange blob who will stop at nothing as She devours everything in her path, engorging herself on the last crumbs of our Freedom and Liberty...