Paige & Arden are sitting at the restaurant, in the patient rooms that they haunt, and they're about to go senile in their discussion of S1 E13 of The Pitt!

It's S1 E12 of The Pitt, and Paige has a diagnosis for everyone: Arden is an iPad baby, Mel King is a cinnamon roll, and Jack Abbot is a weird little freak!

It’s Frank Langdon’s world and we’re all just popping bennies in it! Join Paige & Arden as they discuss yearning, their theories on what’s next for our favorite resident, and why Patrick Ball should definitely throw away his skyrocketing acting career to be their family therapist.

Fictional crimes against fictional characters? An a cappella rendition of Taps? Pineapple on pizza? Desperate times call for desperate measures as Paige & Arden discuss S1 E11 of The Pitt!

One must imagine Sisyphus...thicc? It's a family affair as Paige & Arden's mom joins them for this very special episode discussing S1 E10 of The Pitt!

The Pitt girlies are yearning, flirting, and fighting, and it's out of control! Join Paige & Arden for their discussion of S1 E9 of The Pitt!

Paige & Arden analyze why Earl is the patron saint of little treat culture...but it's all downhill from there in their discussion of S1 E8 of The Pitt!

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Paige & Arden ponder the sanctity of sister lore, the dreaded worm graveyard, and Arden’s upcoming class action Paige Point lawsuit in their discussion of S1 E6 of The Pitt!

In this bonus episode, Paige & Arden discuss how The Cut shared the forbidden fanfiction knowledge without understanding it. Warning: this one is really NSFW, so listen with caution!