My family doesn't just have issues, we have full subscriptions. When JT from Elbows Tight Podcast  suggested we discuss the Evolution of the American Family, I knew this would be a highly suspect topic. What makes a traditional American family? When did the traditional family construct change? Why does my mom believe so hard I will pay for her adult daycare? This and more Truth (opinion), Fiction (Lots of this [mixed with more opinion]) and Hypocrisy (oh God don't get me started).