Episode 78, you remember it . . . the dog dad (Zach) and dog uncle (Zac) take care of some sick pups. Zach tries to update his Kindle beside his son’s bespoke bed. And Zac learns how to steal someone’s dignity.

Looking for links? Us too: maybe use a better podcast app — or check out our website, for now.

Episode 77, you remember it . . . Zac orders in person and online, but neither work out. Zach buys a car for $400 — *dead ass.* Also, they both overthink pre-orders for AirTag.

Episode 76, you remember it . . . Zach bets it all on the house — rather the foundation. Zac is on EDT but his interviewers supposedly are not. And Zach is a thalassophobiak but also (an internet) cuck.

Episode 75, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to run in front of strangers. Zach plays his PS5 while home alone. Also, they uncover Zach’s (porn) alter ego.

Episode 74, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach ethically debate when to get COVID vaccines. Zach embarks upon a puzzling quest. Also, Zac shares his idea for Shark Tank.

Episode 73, you remember it . . . Zac gets a CT Scan — with contrast. Zach discusses sports and March Badness. Also, Zac gripes about people who instigate a “Cheers!”

Episode 72, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach talk about how much the algorithm knows. Zach gets his denim repaired. Also, Zac ‘supposably’ calls for a boycott of dictionary.com

Episode 71, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach have car trouble. Zach shakes somebody’s hand wrong. And Zac dismantles a smoke alarm.

Episode 70, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to game the resume writing racket. Zac contemplates calling in, out or off. And Zach needs a VPN to spend money safely.

Episode 69, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach return to the dentist. Zac eats and drives while critiquing constructioneers. And Zach’s furnace fails.