TSA took my ID more times than I took breaths, Connr dug into my life like she worked for the airport, and somehow this turned into The Modern Day Boston Tea Party.

Thank God for edits & 3rd 2nd Chances.

Episode 5 now streaming #EXclusively

We’re unpacking a lot this week. Mental health is serious but so is the fact that someone really tried me today.

I’m off to Salem, where family secrets run deep and my mom’s side might just hold a few mysteries of its own. Still fighting for that star on my ID because apparently my Italian paperwork vanished...

Taylor swears she’s been betrayed by carbs and espresso, but I think she just has beef with Italians. She’s sipping Irish coffee in her little cottage, rebranding with the gingers… but when I do it, it’s a problem?

Meanwhile, I’m fighting off loneliness, dodging the mob, dealing with detectives who need soap in their mouths, my exes, and maybe an audition for a Tubi movie.

My dad makes an appearance—confused as ever—since he hasn’t been on a recorded line since 1989 at the Limestone County Detention Center. Now he’s pleading the fifth… but who’s he protecting? Me? His ego? The Italians?

I’m learning to deny access, retire KP, and finally stop judging Taylor’s Jack’s Biscuit accent. Turns out, I’ve got a thousand voices of my own.

Self-awareness is key.

🎙️ This Is a Case for Detective McLovin’—streaming now.

Texas was supposed to be a road trip — it ended up being a confession. In this episode, I talk childhood trauma, sacred parking lots, friendship chaos, and how a random drive led to the first spark of My Ex’s Vintage.

What you’ll hear:

• The childhood memory that resurfaced in a church parking lot

• What road trips reveal about you

• Friendship heartbreaks nobody talks about

• How My Ex’s Vintage was born in the middle of nowhere

If redemption and chaos share a lane in your life, tap Follow.

Episode 2 is chaos disguised as healing. I’m talking celibacy (well… maybe), questionable freestyles, bangs that changed my life, and the kind of girlhood wounds that show up in adulthood whether you want them to or not.

What you’ll hear:

• Celibacy and the temptations that ruin it

• Why bangs are a personality symptom

• Freestyles that sound like spoken word therapy

• How healing exposes the real you

If you’re trying to heal while still being a little unhinged, hit Follow.

Welcome to the beginning. Episode 1 is the part of the autobiography where everything starts — grief, growing up too fast, and the summer that aged me more than time ever could.

In this episode, I’m going back to 2009, when I was 13, losing Papa Don, learning how to survive a home that felt like a sitcom and a storm at the same time… and falling for the boy who shaped the next 17 years of my life.

What you’ll hear:

• The moment childhood ended

• The grief that changed my personality

• The house that raised me and broke me

• How first love became first heartbreak → first husband

Tap Follow — this is where the story begins.