THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 2 Episode 2 This week on The Only Way is Excuse Me... Nicole and Jessica rewrite 'Jenny from the Block' for the people of 'The North', attempt to unpack the real multiverse aka the continuity timelines in TOWIE, and we herald the arrival of an icon-to-be: Gemma Collins aka The GC.

Oh shut UP it’s only season 2!! We are back with our favourite tan, teeth and TOWIE cast mates as they navigate love, drama and vajazzles? So grab a proseccy put your feet up and lock up your micro pig as we delve into season 2

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 10 It’s only the bloody finale!! Forget [Insert some sort of famous boxing fight here] because we have the FIGHT of the century Mark the mighty? And Kirk don’t want to NORCROSS go head to head there will be blood, tears and fake tan. Who will win? Who will take the glory? And who will tell…. find out this week on the only way is excuse me.

Health, Wealth, and Self...or Stealth? This is the key question of today's episode.

Well, not entirely!

It's THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 9. We check in on Kirk and The Pope who go on their (allegedly) first date. Mark tasks Arg with auditioning ring girls (spoiler: Lydia isn't happy). Supporting-artist-giving-main-character-energy Julian returns to stir the pot. Ahead of the Big Boxing Match™️ in next week's episode, Nicole and Jessica figure out what their boxing monikers would be, and ask 'Why does Arg do everything in the Michael Bublé voice?' It's also 'Fireworks Day' (aka Bonfire Night), and there's more than just gunpowder being spilled at the party...

All this plus our usual features, "Let's Talk About the Rühmours" and Excuse Me FM.

*FYI: Due to the double-bill episode we did earlier in the series, our THE ONLY WAY IS EXCUSE ME episode numbers are one behind the actual TOWIE series numbers. We like to keep you on your toes!

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 8 This week we are recapping episode 8* of the TOWIE. What’s that I can see in the sky? Red smoke? That can mean only one thing a new pope has been confirmed Lauren Pope that is! We cover her BOMBSHELL arrival as well as covering the rumours and nastiness of the week.

*FYI: Due to the double-bill episode we did earlier in the series, our THE ONLY WAY IS EXCUSE ME episode numbers are one behind the actual TOWIE series numbers. We like to keep you on your toes!

Welcome to March! We are in our own March Mad(HUN)ess. In today's episode: we do a high speed recap of LOVE IS BLIND (bring on the UK series, fronted by certified huns Emma and Matt Willis); drop into Nick Lachey's 'cover' of Halsey, other 90s 'vocal' groups and 00s 'bands'; recurring feature "Let's Talk About the Rühmours"; celebrate the Pop Powerhouse Dua Lipa; the launch of Excuse Me FM. drumroll Our main event, THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 7! Where we see the reunion of two young lovers - no, not Mark and Arg, some rushed construction work, and a Halloween party that lands some goldfish in hot water. (Sorry.)

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 6 This week we are discussing the RUMOURS and THE NASTINESS around the new series of Vanderpump Rules and we deep dive into our nostalgia of casio keyboards (DJ!) But gird your loins and put on THOSE Chanel boots because we are watching Lauren navigate the rollercoaster ride of Essex Fashion Week. Will she steal the show? or will Lucy make her fashion roadkill? All to be revealed on this weeks episode! #bravo #vanderpumprules #realhousewives #towie #theonlywayisessex

On this week's The Only Way Is Excuse Me, Jessica and Nicole are bordering on delirious as they discuss the latest pop buzz news headlines in "Let's Talk About the Rühmours" and THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 5. A bonus treat: Excuse Me?! Presents... CHIGCAGO, an Essex reimagining of the famed musical; featuring a take on the classic number 'Cell Block Tango'. Tune in next week for more of Nicole's Denise Vanvoiceover!

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episodes 3 and 4 Salut!! This week we are embracing our animalistic side where we recap Kirk and Amy’s romantic date to the zoo and a special guest drops in 🐀 so say Au Revoir to your worries and Bonjour to your favourite podcast #Excusemepodcast

Has this become an Amy Childs stan account? Possibly. Does this week's episode of TOWIE feature the debut of 'JEL'? Absolutely.

We bring you another instalment of "Let's Talk About the Rühmours", a full episode (all 22ish minutes!) recap of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 2, and a bonus segment where Nicole and Jessica improv advert voiceovers. Available for hire: [email protected].