Episode Description Blind Corp is proud (and legally obligated) to present Excuse Us: The Mostly Musical Episode. This ambitious experiment features an almost-coherent lineup of songs — from heartfelt piano ballads to questionable K-pop choreography — all “generated” in partnership with advanced artificial intelligence, overseen by the late, great Geraldini de Arce. Yes, that Geraldini, the acclaimed music director whose final ten minutes of life were spent furiously composing the score you are about to hear. Was it a triumph of art and technology, or a cautionary tale about what happens when you put too much trust in both Hawk Juice and computers with feelings? Blind Corp refuses to comment. What we can confirm is that no artificial intelligence was harmed in the making of this program. Several, however, were disappointed in the final mix. From “Still Blind,” the heartfelt lament of a man turning into the audience, to “Gold-Plated Heart,” a brassy ode to pettiness and profit, and the unforgettable “Donkey Poop,” a protest anthem about narrative fertilizer, this episode has it all — except polish, rehearsal time, and Geraldini. Please enjoy responsibly. Blind Corp reminds you that applause is mandatory, refunds are not, and Accultis Regimus.

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Hey, folks. So… I’m dropping in today to let you know what’s up behind the scenes. I’ve been head-down, half-sane, piecing together the final three episodes of Excuse Us Season 2 — the big mid-season finale stretch. It’s messy. It’s weird. It’s probably going to get me in trouble. But you’ll love it. In the meantime, I need a favor. Go vote for Excuse Us in the Podcast Awards — we’re up for People’s Choice and Fiction, so head to podcastawards.com, sign up, click some boxes, pretend you care about the other categories. And if you need more reasons to believe we don’t totally suck, check out the lovely review from The Podcast Geek: Read it here. Also, we’re on Facebook at facebook.com/excusemecomedy. Drop by, say something nice, tell me I’m doing fine — or tell me you hate it, I’m here for the emotional rollercoaster. Alright. Back to the basement. Talk soon.

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Company Bravo arrives in Joiceville to complete their mission, but not everything goes according to protocol. Inside the Super Awesome Diner, tensions rise, old wounds reopen, and the line between duty and disaster blurs. As the team confronts strange technologies, personal reckonings, and increasingly unexplainable events, one thing becomes clear: Joiceville doesn’t play by the rules.

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The diner’s alive with noise, nerves, and something just beneath the surface. Old wounds open, strange names resurface, and the coffee burns again. But when reality slips for just a moment, the question isn’t what’s happening… it’s who noticed. Joiceville is compromised. Terminal C is active.

*Excuse Us is an independent audio drama about a town falling apart, a mind cracking open, and the quiet, procedural terror of a corporation that won’t stay dead. Every word, sound, and spiral is crafted by a single human. Some voices are synthesized, but the collapse is entirely handmade.


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In Act 3 of *Fogbound Deceit*, the investigation hits its boiling point. Detective Lake and Detective Pool are closer than ever to uncovering the truth, but the deeper they dig, the more dangerous the secrets of Joiceville become. Blind Corp’s hidden influence looms large as the detectives face new revelations that threaten not only the case but their lives. With a town full of betrayal, manipulation, and corporate power, the stakes are higher than ever. In this explosive conclusion, they must confront the darkness beneath Joiceville—or risk becoming part of its twisted history.


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In Act 2 of Fogbound Deceit, Detectives Lake and Pool delve deeper into Joiceville’s murky underworld. Their investigation leads them to a shady tavern where whispers of secret gerbil racing and Blind Corp’s hidden agenda swirl in the air. With each lead, the mystery thickens—MacDonald’s death seems to be connected to something far darker than anyone anticipated. As they uncover more about the Midnight Runners and their connection to the pharmaceutical giant, Blind Corp, they realize that the secrets of Joiceville are far from over. The deeper they dig, the more they realize they're not the only ones looking for answers.




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In this gripping first act of The Mysterious Death of Old Man MacDonald, Detective Lake and Detective Pool are called to investigate the strange murder of a local man, whose body is found with thirteen stab wounds and a bizarre confession. As the investigation unfolds, the detectives uncover a series of eccentric suspects, including a nun with a grudge, a neighbor with a history of threats, and a woman obsessed with spoons. But just as the detectives start connecting the dots, a new player enters the scene: Major Simone. With more questions than answers, the mystery deepens as the fog over Joiceville thickens.


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A Special Announcement from Blind Corp Attention, valued listeners. Congratulations on making it to the end of Excuse Us Season 1. We at Blind Corp are thrilled—and slightly surprised—that you survived this long. But don’t worry. Much like the Hawk Virus, Excuse Us is always evolving. And thanks to our highly dedicated and questionably sane team, Season 2 is already in development. However, a friendly reminder: episodes are never truly final. Much like memory, reality, and legally binding contracts, they are subject to change. You may find that upon revisiting an episode, certain scenes have… shifted. Some lines may appear different. Some entire moments may no longer exist. Were they ever there to begin with? Stop asking. If you find yourself nostalgic for a scene that you swear was there before—one that has since been redacted, erased, or otherwise misplaced in the ever-growing Blind Corp archive—we invite you to visit our Patreon at www.patreon.com/rodpoolart, where all additional content is stored, preserved, and occasionally whispered to in the dead of night. Thank you for your continued loyalty. And remember: Blind Corp is always watching. Even when you forget. Occultis regimus.

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As Thomas and Miss Dee make their way to the surface after six months underground, the ruins of Joiceville reveal more than just devastation—they expose long-buried secrets. When the truth behind Miss Dee’s identity comes to light, betrayal takes center stage, and Thomas finds himself trapped in a deadly game of deception. In the shadows of the past, only one question remains: Who will rise from the ashes?


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Joiceville, N.C.: The Town That Vanished Overnight Joiceville was a quiet, ordinary town—until it wasn’t. Strange illnesses, erratic behavior, and whispers of Blind Corp’s “Hawk Initiative” gave way to chaos. One day, the town simply disappeared, leaving empty streets and haunting silence. But something darker lingers in Joiceville—something hunting anyone brave or foolish enough to return. In this episode, truths are revealed, loyalties are tested, and lines are crossed. Doris and Thomas face off in a deadly confrontation, exposing the twisted philosophy behind the horrors of Blind Corp. Meanwhile, a long-hidden prisoner seizes a chance at freedom, but every step forward reveals a darker truth. The audience is always watching. Will you dare to look closer?

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