In part 3 of our Exodus series, God lays down some laws, rules, and one heck of a honey-do list for his people. Once they know what to do about animal theft (and...misuse), we find out about the Almighty's fondness for embroidery, and his favorite fabrics and colors. He picks out a couple of skilled craftsmen to carry out the deeds, and sends Moses on his way with a tablet or two. So, if you've ever wondered about the set price of a virgin, check it out -- enjoy!

 

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