Expiration Dates

Meet my newest friend Autumn, or Scroggins’ friend since 2011. She is the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. Plus, she has three cats, props to her! Her date, Marky Mark, is not that cool. He is one of those people that is trying to climb the social ladder, but is hitting his head on each wrung all the way down. Also guys out there listening, this is what not to do on a date.

Nick (Nicky to some) is a graphic designer, good looking and is single, or says his hype woman. I mean I would agree with his hyper, but honestly I will hit on most guys. Scarlett on the other hand is a blonde goddess but is looking for something way past a first date. Let's say that a makeout session around midnight won't get you far, but it might get your brunch. And LADIES, Nick is still single, comment below if you want his number!

Ramona is that girl that we all want to be, super cool, can be a bro and also the girl you go to for fashion advice! She is my girl from Boston and her accent gets me every time. She also runs the blog: www.thepaperandlace.com which about fashion and other 'musings'. Rich however was your typical GTL but like 20 years to old for it. He also has probably lived under a f*ing rock for most of his life. 

We also are talking about the Bumble news of their gun control policy. Do you agree or do you think they have crossed the line. WE WANT TO KNOW, leave your comments below.

Kylie's date is at one of my favorite bars in Dallas, Midnight Rambler, but once you are in you are in for good, and the drinks are so worth it! Dear Chip, Kylie goes the extra mile for everyone so you missed out!

You all know and love our Producer, Scroggins, so we obviously had to get him to tell us a story of his own.  His date with Zoey from OKC was not what he planned and nor was it the bright and sunshiny date. Zoey is just a bit misunderstood but we all the woodland creatures in the forest here at Expiration Dates.

Sarah is a interior design/wedding writer and editor. She is the total package! Sarah's date, on the other hand, is not the catch he thought he was. Guys, listen up, this is what not to do on a date. Also can someone bring me a pizza, La Pepperoni please?

Darryl is a freelance creative and whiskey connoisseur. Listen as he sheds some light on the do’s and don’ts of sharing a late-night breakfast with a birthday girl.