Explain It Me

Have you missed us? Well we’ve missed us too! For our mini comeback we’ve got a classic that never needed to be remade but of course you know money speaks more than a classic can in Hollywood. This week Stephany does her drunken bestest to explain to Donna the 2024 garbage pile that is Road House. We’ve got open hand slap fighting, drugs, gators, no intimacy, boats on boats, night terrors, and douchebags. So grab a turkey leg and start talking politics at your Thanksgiving dinner and take a listen to the only good thing that could come from this movie!

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Get ready for another bad movie with our favorite man, Nic Cage! Donna gets to tell Steph about this fever dream of a film and as we can predict Steph loses her mind. We got bad cops, guns, prostitution, lots of drugs, gambling, iguanas, and of course break dancing souls. It’s Nic Cage performing on a twenty for a film with no cohesion. Our favorite! Come along as we do our very best to make sense of this wild ride.

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Are you ready for all the awful Russian accents we have for you in this episode? Yes? In that case get ready for Steph to talk about this gem, Eastern Promises! It’s all the plot points we love, mob families and abuse, grandpas having babies, drinking, stabbing, racism, and CHRISTMAS!!! Listen as Donna confuses this with A History of Violence and discusses the perks of getting a free baby. Stephany has issues with the lack of knowledge of motorcycles as usual, and both of us are very uncomfortable with the blatant homophobia in this film. So grab your vodka and knives and have a blast with this nonsense! 

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We’re back with a more “relaxed” movie, this time with a cast of over 100! The exaggeration is valid since we all know Stephany has problems following a film with 3 characters. That’s right, Donna is explaining the plot of Gosford Park and oh boy is it painful. Get ready for rich white people, gossip gossip gossip, and the traitor Pip the dog. We have a murder mystery where you’ll be asking “When is this murder gonna happen?!” It's as boring as Downton Abbey and not at all as fun as Clue, but we did it for you! So get your posh attire ready and your blackmail on hand because this one is quite the party!

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Did you listen to last week's episode? You better have! This week we’re continuing our tiny series with Blade Runner 2049! Steph does her best to measure up to last week's classic with Donna. We’ve got replicants on replicants, flying cars, robot babies, slave labor, robophobia, and guns. Oh and did we mention blind Jared Leto? (Too bad not mute jkjk (not really)). 

Get your glass noodles and AI boyfriend, sit down, relax, and have yourself a good laugh! We hope you enjoyed the first of possibly more tiny series. 

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Get ready…for the ultimate beginning…of our first franchise!!!!! That’s right babbbbbeeeeeeey we did the amazing Blade Runner. Donna admits she cries at this movie as Stephany cries in pain trying to remember who is who. We have the sexy Harrison Ford as our main man and... some other people. We've got robots, robot animals, robot murder, robot sex? It's the first of our back-to-back series, so you know what's coming next! Listen in on the fun and stay up to date so you can listen to next week’s sequel. Get your robo gun, see-through raincoat and do some stretches for those amazing Fergie back flips to ensure you have a fun ride!

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Who wants to see Nick Cage as a magician? We definitely do! This week Steph falls apart trying to explain the unnecessarily convoluted movie Next to Donna. We got time travel, nuclear bombs, Nicolas Jesusius Cagus, love that doesn’t seem right, terrorists, and runaway logs. Prepare yourselves as we go through this stupid plot till 2 AM and try to battle sleep deprivation, drunkenness, and Las Vegas wizards.

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Get ready for Ohio wizards and nothing to do with deers! This week Donna Explains the complicated film The Killing of a Sacred Deer. It’s been a long time since Steph got a headache from a plot, and this is the one that brings that pain back. Get ready for murder, malpractice, and illegal motorcycle rides. This film is a psychological thriller mistaken by some as a comedy and we will bring you the laughs with all the confusion. So get ready for your period, revenge, and so much talk of body hair! Our pain is your pleasure. 

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Are you ready to get your identity stolen? With the way lifes goin, why not?! This week Steph has the honor of explaining to Donna,  Sandra Bullock’s least worst movie from the 90s (Donna’s words not mine) The Net. We’ve got floppy disks, hackers, a vacation to never forget, chat rooms, identity theft, a lot of running away, cops, more hackers, and did I mention floppy disks?! So get ready to yell your social security number from the rooftops and wear some comfy running shoes while you’re doing it. This one was a blast to make and we hope you enjoy it just as much!

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Are you ready to be an island boi? Cause we all island boiz in this episode. Donna confuses Steph again this week with this crazy dumpster fire of a movie Serenity.  We got a boat, tuna, kid coders, that boat again, stepchildren, swordfish, murder, and more of THAT boat. Get ready to have your mind blown with all the simulations and crazy-eyed looks from your favorite man Matthew McConaughey and the story of one man trying to catch justice… literally. Get your bait and tackle and a drink (you will need one) as we suffer to tell you about this film!

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