Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 25
Being Subversive Isn t As Much Fun As It Looks
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Friends stand by you through the struggles your
"You are depraved and despicable," Mhain
"I get that a lot; now get out," I growled back,
"because I have a thousand other bitches who are, scratch that, 999 other
bitches, Doctor Kennedy is growing on me; the rest I'm not so sure about, who
are making my life miserable."
"Don't get your hopes up, Mr. Braxton," Doctor
Kennedy warned me. "I'm happily married."
"Cool," I responded. "I hope to be like that
"Happily married?" Virginia inquired.
"No; a female law professor at an all-girls
school," I grinned. "It sounds like a real cool job."
"Feel free to hit him," Dana interrupted. "I
swear that is the only way to get him to learn anything; or the only way we
will discuss at this moment." Ah, sex. I thought my life had gone on a bit
too long without the mention of sex. "It is also a fun form of stress
A painful blow rocked my shoulder and nearly sent me
"You are right," Gabrielle noted clinically.
"I feel better." Fuck, she hits hard. I look at her and try not to
get pissed off and say something stupid. She makes my life difficult but my existence
at FFU makes her life far too interesting as well. Whack! Someone hit me with a
"I have to agree," Doctor Kennedy confirmed.
"It has a therapeutic quality to it."
"Bloody hell," I blurt out.
"Everyone, please stop physically abusing Zane,"
Ms. Goodswell snapped. "He's a student, for Pete's sake. He's not subject
"Virginia, have you ever punched or slapped Zane?"
Dana teased. "Give it a try before dismissing it out of hand."
"He likes spanking," Barbie Lynn beamed happiness
as she skipped by on her way to my/our bedroom. Technically, it is mine,
Vivian's, Barbie Lynn's, Rio's, and Mercy's, plus whoever is feeling lonely on
a given night. As for the spanking, I'm more of a giver than a receiver, but I
doubt explaining that right now would be appropriate.
"Uhmm, okay, I think that is my cue to leave,"
"I have rounds to make," Gabrielle added.
"I'm going home to my family," Doctor Kennedy
"I'm going to stay here, kick back, and watch some
Pay-per-view," Dana grinned.
"What are you going to watch?" Hudson inquired.
"BBC America has this show called Copper that I've been
meaning to catch," Dana informed her.
"Mind if I watch an episode with you?" Hudson
"Sure, knock yourself out. You can pick the second
show," Dana yawned. "It's only Zane's money after all." The rest
of my guests filed out and I retired to the showers and then to my room. The
day's stress revealed itself as the women curled into bed calmly and soon were
cuddled together, including the odd ones out.
On the far side we had the rather unusual appearance of
Valarie. Next to her was Rio, who had her arms wrapped around Mercy. Mercy was
snuggled against Barbie Lynn who held the middle spot. I was on my side,
face-to-face with Barbie Lynn. After a few minutes, Vivian came to bed, wedged
up against my back, and put an arm over me. I was in close proximity to several
beautiful women but as long as no one doused the room with an aphrodisiac, we'd
"Zane," Barbie Lynn whispered, "my vibrator
burned out this morning, and I'm terribly horny."
Barbie Lynn gazing down at me, I'm not sure another guy
should ever see this because it could break one's heart to see it once and
never again. She's built a faint sheen of sweat on her body already and she's
looking at me with a definite Zen to fuck. My cock is cocooned deep inside her
rectum, rubbing inside as she rotates forward on her hips.
The distant, dreamy look in her eyes flashes to alertness as
she catches me looking at her; 'hi' she whispers. I nod and smile so she
inclines into me so that we can start kissing. She leads in with her tongue
along my lips. I touch the tip of her tongue with my own, snaking inside her mouth
before we are done. She starts murmuring, deepens our kiss, and begins rubbing
"Vivian?" Valarie says softly. She snuck around
the bed to settle behind my guardian.
"Yes?" Vivian replies. She is on her side watching
Out of the corner of my eye I catch it as Val's hand brushes
Vivian's hair off her neck and her lips start suckling on the exposed flesh.
Vivian closes her eyes briefly but doesn't move Valarie away.
"Oh, Baby," Barbie pants with barely an inch
separating our lips, "I know I say this often but I so love this. You tear
me up inside and I want it so bad all the time, it scares me."
"Vaginal sex with you scares me," I tease back.
"Will it be even better?" she draws in an even
deeper, breast flaunting breath.
"You never know, but you are so damn good at everything
else, I can't imagine you doing anything but haunting my dreams forever,"
I say, as I coax her movements with my hands on her hips, flanks, and thighs.
Barbie shows her appreciation by running her hand through my bangs and pushing
my hair back so that she can cover my forehead, eyes and nose with kisses.
"You like that romantic shit, don't you,
Mercy-slut?" Rio grumbles playfully from the other side.
"Yes," Mercy whispers. I know Rio well enough to
know that when a spiteful reply isn't immediately forthcoming, she's dusting
off (and unchaining) her Better Angel. Mercy is looking at Barbie Lynn and me,
her head facing sideways as she lies on her back. Rio crawls on top of Mercy,
prompting Mercy to open her legs, and locks her hands over her head to gaze
"Your skin is so pure, your hair so black, and your
eyes so full of passion, it breaks my heart to look at you, My Little
Whore," Rio begins. She leans in and bites Mercy's earlobe, causing her
victim to moan and buck up slightly. "Mercy, you give and give, making me
so hot inside that I want to grab you and never let go."
"Really?" Mercy gasps. "I, "
"Don't get used to this," Rio growls with famished
sexual enticement. "But, well, I want you to know that I hope all our
children look just like you." Poor Rio was running out of material. It was
terribly uncomfortable for me to show her where to go. I ran my hands over
Barbie's body, which is an absolute torture I am forced to struggle through
I start by massaging Barbie Lynn's tits, rotating three
fingers over the nipples before rolling up the whole meaty breast in my palms.
Barbie Lynn starts pushing back on my cock harder and grunting to the rhythm.
"Damn, Mercy," Rio teases, "I love these
titties." She accentuates by sucking the top third of one breast into her
mouth and twirling her tongue around it.
Vivian gives a visible shiver from her side of the bed;
Valarie has done something to her beneath the sheets to turn her on. In the
interim while I have been watching Rio and Mercy, Valarie has been working over
Vivian, temple to shoulder, with her lips. Now I see Vivian pulling up her left
(upper) leg until it is resting snugly against my upper ribs, giving someone
easier access to her snatch.
She's also put her left arm behind her back between herself
and Valarie. I'm starting to wonder if there is something in the air filters of
my place, some undiscovered aphrodisiac mold, fungi, or spores that turns nice,
virtuous girls into promiscuous bi-sexual vixens. To the best of my knowledge
and belief, neither Valarie nor Vivian had the slightest lesbian tendencies
before they started coming to my room.
I give Barbie Lynn's luscious orbs one final squeeze before
migrating my hold down to her ass, giving each cheek a double-slap. Barbie Lynn
exhales a huff of ecstatic relief as the impact travels through her. Rio smirks
and follows suit, her hand reaching between their thighs, prying Mercy's leg
up, up and up until Mercy's knee is nearly at her breast.
"Your body is the first female form that I've ever
lusted after," Rio murmurs as she rubs and pats Mercy's buttocks. "I
think I've always wanted you, to taste you on my tongue, your scent strong in
my mind and your sweet, sweet ass under my hand." Mercy brings one hand up
to stroke Rio's cheek as she gives a strangled sob. No matter how much Mercy
fears loving a woman, Rio can chisel that away and get her to love openly and
Barbie Lynn bounces up and slams down on me repeatedly as
she is coming to the end of her fuse.
"Zane, Zane, oh yeah," she pants. Vivian chooses
this moment to sneak her climax in on the rest of us. I am vaguely aware of her
biting her lip, rocking her hips under the sheets, and perspiration beginning
to bead on her lower lip.
"Holy God, Christ, and, my, hot damn, Val, ugh, Oh,
God!" Vivian squeals as Valarie vigorously whips her hand in a tight
pattern, cloaked from sight but obvious to the knowledgeable. Vivian's clit,
lips, and the gateway to her cunt are all supers-stimulated. Valarie cools her
down and holds her with enough strength to stop Vivian from rolling face-first
"Jesus Loves Me!" Barbie Lynn screams one last
time. Her body bows, her breasts thrust forward and up, bouncing so deliciously
while her thighs tremble in climax. Her anal muscles rippling from sphincter
toward my cockhead are grinding me toward orgasm. Finally, she collapses
against me, still twitching and fighting for breath.
With my arms wrapped around her, I roll us over toward Mercy
and Rio, placing Barbie Lynn on her back. Barbie Lynn has her legs pulling back
before I can even move to push them back. While I had never fully pulled out, I
was nearly there. I shove my hips forward, forcing my cock back in hard,
causing Barbie Lynn to grunt, her mouth to gape open, nostril flaring, as her
"Oh, hell, yeah," Barbie Lynn gasps, "hammer
"Oh, fuck," Valarie moans, "I am so
lonely." Vivian is still roaming her hands over Valarie's special place,
picking up the pace as she's inspired by Barbie Lynn's passion. Rio expresses
her perverse nature by going at Mercy slow while the rest of us are going
"Here is my baby-smooth, tasty friend," Rio says
as she kisses Mercy's bald twat. Rio pushes her thighs apart, her leg muscles
taught while laying on the bed. Rio's restraint could only last so long. Every
lick became more insistent, every nibble elicited a greater yelp, and every
hip-thrust by Mercy into Rio's hungry mouth was more desperate.
Valarie gives off one long, cavernous growl, then screams in
between Vivian's shoulder blades.
"Damn," Vivian whispers, as a sympathetic orgasmic
shiver coasts through her body. I'm pushing up on my knuckles, Barbie Lynn's
legs between them as I rise up until my bulbous head is fixed in her sphincter;
then I slam down once more. She's rocking her hips up to maximize the depths I
reach as she cries out, again and again and again.
When I finally let go, I feel a volcano of lust,
frustration, and fulfillment exploding out all at once. Barbie Lynn's head
sways rapidly side to side as she comes unglued.
"Zane, Jesus loves me, Jesus Loves Me!" she howls
loud enough to shake the glass panels overhead. Those words ringing in my ears
are going to haunt me in whatever church I go to.
"Ugh, ugh, ugh, Love, right there, feels so good,"
Mercy drags out with shallow breathes.
"Umm, Rio gurgles. Mercy has gotten quite wet and
visibly aroused. I'm sure Rio has worked a finger or two into the action and in
Mercy's ass. Mercy starts bouncing off the sheets as she hisses out the last of
"Mother-fucker-god-damn!" Mercy cries out. Rio
growls, slurps, and sucks up Mercy's cunt juice while lapping up and down her
"That's my baby," Rio's fluid-marked face looks up
from between Mercy's legs and smiles. "Was that good for you?" Rio
asks? Mercy nods dreamily. "Are you a happy little whore?" Rio
teases. Again, Mercy nods with pleasure. "Did you use the 'L' word,
Ass-fuck slut?" Rio hardens.
This time Mercy realizes her mistake and shudders. She
raises her head and looks into Rio's eyes.
"Yes. I'm sorry, Rio," Mercy mumbles.
"Sorry isn't going to cut it this time, Bitch,"
Rio sneers. "Tomorrow morning you are going to get it coming and going,
all day long." I am actually aware of what that threat means.
"Okay," Vivian sighed, with more contentment than
annoyance, "we've all cum so let's try and get some sleep."
"I haven't gotten off yet," Rio chuckled. I knew
what I had to do before someone else volunteered my services.
"Come here, Rio." I smile to her and extend a
hand. "Let me get another taste of my best bro."
"I'll clean you up," Barbie Lynn grins up at me,
as she wiggles her body around my own so she's on top again. She slithers down
my torso, waggles my still mostly hard cock against her lips, then begins to
take it into her mouth. Barbie Lynn's tongue licks along my shaft as she
gobbles up more of my rod.
I expect Rio to come over but Mercy, following along and
lying on her belly, her head propped up on her hands and elbows as she watches
my blonde angel's skilled fellatio, is a bonus. Rio ends up near my pillow, one
hand on my chest and the other resting between Mercy's ass cheeks. Her fingers
are definitely sliding in and out of Mercy's cunt. If Mercy is a bit sore,
she's smart enough not to complain to her Mistress about it.
"What do you have in mind, Zane?" Rio catches my
"I want your teeth tearing up the mattress with your
ass up in the air as I plow you through the headboard," I inform her. I
make a focus group assessment of the situation by slipping a finger into her
cunt, she's creaming already.
For Rio, the greater physicality of the sex, the better it
is for her. She'll let me have my foreplay and some good loving, but she goes
wild over the raw, brutal act of sex itself.
"I think you are ready to put that smile on her
face," Barbie Lynn taunts Rio as she informs me she's finished. "Come
with me," Barbie Lynn turns to Mercy. "My nipples need some
attention. Can you do that for me?"
After checking with Rio, Mercy gives a hungry look and lick
of the lips at Barbie Lynn. Barbie crawls over Mercy to land on her back on the
far side. Mercy twirls around and latches on to Barbie Lynn's left breast with
such rapidity, it momentarily causes my visage to blur.
"I want some of that," Valarie suddenly blurts
She makes her own quick trek around Rio and me as we are
still positioning ourselves to come swooping down on Barbie Lynn's right side.
The right nipple disappears into our school biker girl's mouth with a decidedly
audible smacking of the lips. Val's hand starts to stroke the inside of Barbie
Lynn's thigh but Mercy's free hand reaches over and starts tweaking Valarie's
closest nipple. Yes, I definitely must check the air filters.
Rio resumes her sensually crawl my way and I give her a
beguiling look to lure her in. I'm on her in a flash once she's close enough
for me to make my move. She screeches like an alley cat but I've got a hand on
the back of her head and the other on her hip as I slam her face first into the
"Bastard," she screams through the fabric, but
she's not following through with the anger.
"Give it up, Bitch," I snarl back. My cock slides
full-throttle all the way into her cunt on the first pass. Her cunt feels like
slick, melted butter as I bottom out in her hole. At the same time, I let up on
"Oh, fucking-A," Rio gasps. "Did someone
sneak a gerbil up behind me or is it Needle-cock pretending he's a man?" I
give her another powerful slam. "Oh, fuck, stop that."
"What? Too much for the bitch whose had it all?" I
"I swear, if I spit up, my ovaries," she chokes,
"we are, going to have, words."
"Words like I'm the best fuck you've ever had'?" I
taunt Rio between packing her cunt as full and deep as I can. She's squealing
and moaning yet thrusting back strongly against me all the way.
I move my hand off Rio's hip and take hold of a breast,
squeezing and torturing the nipple. She's snarling like a wounded tigress now.
She possesses no acceptance of defeat, no surrender to exhaustion, and no fear
of pain; in fact, what we are doing is a turn-on. I'm actually becoming beaten
up by all the impact of my hips against Rio's ass. Within ten minutes, her
fluids are all over her crotch and mine and she's actually starting to dribble
down her thighs and onto the mattress.
"Zane, don't forget she's your friend," Vivian
"Shut, up," gasps Rio, violently and with passion.
This is what Rio craves right now, a brutal fucking, and she's not going to be
denied by Vivian's compassionate sensibilities. "Ah, fuck me, fuck me,
break me, you bastard," Rio pants. "Hammer me, Bitch!" she
screams, and that's all she can take. She has some sort of seizure, thrashing
and pulsating all over the place.
For the second time tonight I'm shooting my seed into a
woman; this time Rio's cunt. I plunder Rio's barely responsive form for several
more savage thrusts until I'm spent, collapsing with my full mass on top of
her, which is not my normal form but I want Rio to feel warm and encompassed by
I make sure that some of my weight is taken onto my knees
and elbows so I don't suffocate my crazy best friend.
"Zane," Rio pants a half-minute later, "that
vice-like bump you were feeling with that horse-cock of yours, "
"Yes?" I respond softly. I pull her hair out of
her face as she turns it to the side so she can speak clearly.
"That was my cervix, dumbass," she giggles.
"Next time I want my uterus scrubbed, I'll call a fucking
"Hardy-har-har," I chuckle. "Doing it with a
Princess Barbie Pony Action Figure doesn't qualify as bestiality, you bimbo,
and it certainly doesn't give you horse-cock experience."
"Rio, you are kind of gross," Vivian chastises my
"Thank you," Rio pants, "I knew you
"Behave, Rio, and next time it's going up your
ass," I murmur into Rio's ear.
"Oh, that's just cold, Bro," Rio pouts as she
wiggles her tight ass against my semi-flaccid cock.
"A person uses the threat of denying anal sex to a girl
as a means of enforcing polite behavior," Vivian ponders as she flops on
her back and stares up at the stars through the glass ceiling. "Worse, it
makes sense to me. What has happened to my life?"
"Rio, are you okay?" Mercy whispered.
Rio turns her head the other way to address her lover:
"My cunt is numb, my hips feel dislocated, I'll be pulling pillow fiber
out of my teeth for a week, and I think he bruised a nipple, I feel fucking
"I'd ask Zane to do it to me again but I know Vivian
would choke me out," Rio snickers. "I know what I am going to do,
though: In the morning I'm going to have Zane pounding your ass as hard as he
fucked me right now so I can hear you cry and scream."
"Um, okay," Mercy answered, trying not to sound
