A listener asks us for the best food and drink for binge-watching all three NCIS shoes. Was that a typo? Who's to say? We answered anyway! 

What grudging gifts would we each give our most hated TV characters? 

Which performer who hasn't already done one most needs to headline a holiday variety special? 

Tara Ariano wondered which characters should become mall Santas; nobody wondered about official Mall At Short Hills Santa protocol, but Sarah D. Bunting told us anyway. 

Which limbs and organs should win awards? (We like big butts, and we cannot lie.) 

@PSUKerry asked us which Degrassi character best represented each of us; we may have misunderstood the question, but we did our best! 

Which HBO originals would make up our dream Sunday night lineup? 

How do things shake out when we assign one another TV-based FMK trios? 

How would it sound if we each tried to sing ABC's station break jingle? LIKE THIS! 

Which TV theme song from our specially curated list wins the tournament?