Some people don't spend all their time watching and thinking about TV: they also find time to read books! With that in mind...we're picking the TV characters we'd each invite to our book clubs -- and not only that: we're also picking the title and writing up the snack menu.

Which TV characters would we send to the Winter Games? In which sports? And how would they do? Not everyone's going to finish in the medals -- or at all.

@DonaldAmes on Twitter wondered which TV theme songs we'd like to see undergo the same treatment "Thus Spake Zarathustra" gets upon a successful Nonac submission. When we stopped giggling, we picked some candidates with the help of the great YouTube channel ShittyFlute.

As we succumb to Queer Eye Fever (and yes, it's terminal), an important question has emerged: which male TV characters could most benefit from makeovers from the new Fab Five? We're making nominations in this Extra Hot Great Mini!

Although we didn't all agree that Adam Rippon should be on a TV show without proving himself first, we had some pretty good ideas for where the Olympian might fit in best on the dial. Look out, Manhattan Special Victims.

The Big Bang Theory's prequel series Young Sheldon is one of the season's biggest hits -- so the obvious next question is, which other TV characters should get the prequel treatment? We're pitching series concepts in this Extra Hot Great Mini!

Edmund Blackadder has had many incarnations, across multiple centuries, in his native Britain. This week, we're challenged to move him to the U.S. and give him a storyline set at a specific point in American history. Find out where and when we sent him in this Extra Hot Great Mini!

Erica's Extra Credit asked us to put moratoria on TV cliches, so we each named one song, trope, and overused line we'd excise from the airwaves forever.

We're redecorating your living room -- and lucky us, we're exclusively shopping from TV's showroom. (...It's a pretty big warehouse.) Which single piece of furniture do we each want to incorporate into our décor, and which shows are we shopping? Settle into your comfiest chair while we talk about the comfiest chairs the small screen has to offer!

FMK is gonna rock you for a seventh time! Who gets laid, who gets hitched, and who gets ditched...permanently? Listen to how our latest matchups shake out!