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THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD have all been stuck at THE ETERNAL RAVE, after ridin THE HELLEVATOR//
THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE have SUPACREE locked into a controlled hyper-simulation environment, out of her element and nestled in a series of inter dimensional portals along the Downtown Los Angeles central area, where old spirits, extra terrestrial beings, magicians, and of course, the filthy rich and famous embark upon missions. Collect tokens, and meet and gather for an array of unseen (and often unheard) business endeavors;
The real like DRAKE BELL (F), a fan of the cult-classic series Enter The Multiverse is strategically placed in SUPACREE's path, l masquerading as BLŪ/SUNNÏ BLŪ— she once again collides with the forces of fame,
SUNNÏ BLŪ has not yet sold her soul — however, has made an amicable agreement with an unknown force
The Devil?!
No!
Ok.
Probably the Illuminati
THE ILLUMINATI is playing a HIGH STAKES game, using SUPACREE to craft a multi-million-dollar mega-franchise, finally monopolizing the entire entertainment industry.
*The World
Having used the NEW WORLD ORDER to predictively program an entire generation. THE ILLUMINATI employs its all-time favorites to unlock secrets embedded deeply, hidden secretly in SUPACREE's genetic code by THE ASCENDED MASTERS.
where is skrillex.
I don't know.
TIMMY TURNER- A fairyless party animal has reached the end of his luck—as his intermingling a with multiple organized criminal organizations place him in imminent danger, after re-entering the 4th dimension, SUPACREE becomes Inter grated i to all of her classic childhood television shows, which mold into the material multidimensional world around her
THE INSOMNIACS, BAMPHERAMPHS, and MOTHERFUCKERS work dolls gently with the ASCENDED MASTERY, bending, shifting, and manipulating time to lean the odds in their favor, as THE BATTLE OF WORLDS sets to begin on EARTH, whose planetary consciousness
DILLON FRANCIS is a mess.
Lol.
It's not funny.
It is funny. I have his piñata.
GERALD
I'M NOT JUST A PIÑATA.
I know yur not, hush Gerald.
GERALD
Fuck Dillon Francis.
Fuck Dillon Francis.
HANZEL
—fuck Dillon Francis.
Aha.
ANYWAY
After THE ARMENIAN MOB
The Armenian Mob?!
yeah.
Makes a deal with the US GOVERNMENT
THE US GOVERNMENT?!
YES
Illuminati Confirmed.
great.
A counter-plot to disarm and debilitate AUPACREE before her full powers unlock is put on hinges, as THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE
Ahem.
What
Write a song.
Ok.
I'm so—
I'm so
Jealous of your girlfriend
(I'm jealous of your girlfriend)
She's so
She's so
Worth it
I'm so
Jealous of your girlfriend
(I'm jealous of your girlfriend)
What's a girl got to give
(Give in, to give in)
Just to sit in the back of the—
(You get it: you get it)
What's a girl got to give
To get your attention
Get your attention?!
(You have my attention)
Is she
Attentive
Bet
She's a ten
Yep,
Damn,
IMm so jealous of your
Jealous of your
—I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Oh, woah
I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Woah
Woah, oh
I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Woah,
Woah, oh
I'm jealous of your—
I'm so jealous of your life;
I'm so over this!
I just want to be a
(Nevermind, it's not worth it)
Can't—
C-c-c-can't fix what's not broken
I'm all alone,
And you're over here showing her
Love!
(To the wrong one,
Is she a blonde?!
Oh!)
No!
I'm!
So!
Jealous of your girlfriend
Anyway.
TIMMY TURNER, a true player, absolute gangster, and night-owl turns to a life of
SIN.
Is this religious?
No, i just meant, it's finished.
THE END.
“The Noir Episode”
I first saw her at the Equinox.
I didn't know who she was then,
But I thought to myself—
She must be somebody.
Aww, that's sweet.
So I followed her to the Whole Foods market.
Okay, that's stalking.
—where she bought nothing but coffee and coconut water.
TIMMY TURNER narrowly turns the corner on his speed motorcycle, his black duffel bag sweeping the ground.
MEANWHILE, JOEL ZIMMERMAN IS BEING RAIDED.
WOAH.
Yup.
POLICE
GET ON THE GROUND
ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW.
JOEL calmly places his arms atop his head, laying down on the ground silently—-
Meanwhile, at DTLA SMOKESHOP
Hi, josh pan.
whatever.
Earlier:
Take this, and go get 2 50-pack of whippets.
—for what?
WE FINNA GET HIGH ON WHIPPETS AND LISTEN TO ALLLL OF SUPACREE'S SHIT.
that's so dumb.
WELCOME: To Sodom And Gamora!
Oh, it's nice.
It's very nice.
I live here.
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD have all been stuck at THE ETERNAL RAVE, after ridin THE HELLEVATOR//
THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE have SUPACREE locked into a controlled hyper-simulation environment, out of her element and nestled in a series of inter dimensional portals along the Downtown Los Angeles central area, where old spirits, extra terrestrial beings, magicians, and of course, the filthy rich and famous embark upon missions. Collect tokens, and meet and gather for an array of unseen (and often unheard) business endeavors;
The real like DRAKE BELL (F), a fan of the cult-classic series Enter The Multiverse is strategically placed in SUPACREE's path, l masquerading as BLŪ/SUNNÏ BLŪ— she once again collides with the forces of fame,
SUNNÏ BLŪ has not yet sold her soul — however, has made an amicable agreement with an unknown force
The Devil?!
No!
Ok.
Probably the Illuminati
THE ILLUMINATI is playing a HIGH STAKES game, using SUPACREE to craft a multi-million-dollar mega-franchise, finally monopolizing the entire entertainment industry.
*The World
Having used the NEW WORLD ORDER to predictively program an entire generation. THE ILLUMINATI employs its all-time favorites to unlock secrets embedded deeply, hidden secretly in SUPACREE's genetic code by THE ASCENDED MASTERS.
where is skrillex.
I don't know.
TIMMY TURNER- A fairyless party animal has reached the end of his luck—as his intermingling a with multiple organized criminal organizations place him in imminent danger, after re-entering the 4th dimension, SUPACREE becomes Inter grated i to all of her classic childhood television shows, which mold into the material multidimensional world around her
THE INSOMNIACS, BAMPHERAMPHS, and MOTHERFUCKERS work dolls gently with the ASCENDED MASTERY, bending, shifting, and manipulating time to lean the odds in their favor, as THE BATTLE OF WORLDS sets to begin on EARTH, whose planetary consciousness
DILLON FRANCIS is a mess.
Lol.
It's not funny.
It is funny. I have his piñata.
GERALD
I'M NOT JUST A PIÑATA.
I know yur not, hush Gerald.
GERALD
Fuck Dillon Francis.
Fuck Dillon Francis.
HANZEL
—fuck Dillon Francis.
Aha.
ANYWAY
After THE ARMENIAN MOB
The Armenian Mob?!
yeah.
Makes a deal with the US GOVERNMENT
THE US GOVERNMENT?!
YES
Illuminati Confirmed.
great.
A counter-plot to disarm and debilitate AUPACREE before her full powers unlock is put on hinges, as THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE
Ahem.
What
Write a song.
Ok.
I'm so—
I'm so
Jealous of your girlfriend
(I'm jealous of your girlfriend)
She's so
She's so
Worth it
I'm so
Jealous of your girlfriend
(I'm jealous of your girlfriend)
What's a girl got to give
(Give in, to give in)
Just to sit in the back of the—
(You get it: you get it)
What's a girl got to give
To get your attention
Get your attention?!
(You have my attention)
Is she
Attentive
Bet
She's a ten
Yep,
Damn,
IMm so jealous of your
Jealous of your
—I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Oh, woah
I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Woah
Woah, oh
I'm jealous of your girlfriend
Woah,
Woah, oh
I'm jealous of your—
I'm so jealous of your life;
I'm so over this!
I just want to be a
(Nevermind, it's not worth it)
Can't—
C-c-c-can't fix what's not broken
I'm all alone,
And you're over here showing her
Love!
(To the wrong one,
Is she a blonde?!
Oh!)
No!
I'm!
So!
Jealous of your girlfriend
Anyway.
TIMMY TURNER, a true player, absolute gangster, and night-owl turns to a life of
SIN.
Is this religious?
No, i just meant, it's finished.
THE END.
“The Noir Episode”
I first saw her at the Equinox.
I didn't know who she was then,
But I thought to myself—
She must be somebody.
Aww, that's sweet.
So I followed her to the Whole Foods market.
Okay, that's stalking.
—where she bought nothing but coffee and coconut water.
TIMMY TURNER narrowly turns the corner on his speed motorcycle, his black duffel bag sweeping the ground.
MEANWHILE, JOEL ZIMMERMAN IS BEING RAIDED.
WOAH.
Yup.
POLICE
GET ON THE GROUND
ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW.
JOEL calmly places his arms atop his head, laying down on the ground silently—-
Meanwhile, at DTLA SMOKESHOP
Hi, josh pan.
whatever.
Earlier:
Take this, and go get 2 50-pack of whippets.
—for what?
WE FINNA GET HIGH ON WHIPPETS AND LISTEN TO ALLLL OF SUPACREE'S SHIT.
that's so dumb.
WELCOME: To Sodom And Gamora!
Oh, it's nice.
It's very nice.
I live here.
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.