We get it. F1 (and life in general) without us has been terrible. What better way to start off the New Year than with an all-new, all-juicy episode recapping the 2022 season and (some of) its behind-the-scenes Instagram drama? Your favorite class is back bbs.

On our Tin Jubilee, we introduce you to our East Coast regional marketing director Rayna Salam (apps open for other positions! (work is unpaid! (but highly rewarding))). We also bring you a unique recap of the recap of the race at Silverstone, give our official press release on the Nelson Piquet controversy, and having discontinued relations with Mr. Verstappen, pick our new favorite driver (hint: it's a shocker for our loyal listeners).

We're back (from our market research sabbatical) and we're here with tailored advice for our struggling F1 drivers. Dear Alex, Dear Daniel, and Dear Lewis- this one's for you bbs.

In true American fashion, the Miami GP was chaotic, dramatic, and well, embarrassing. From the fake Marina to the interviewer thirsting for Max to the spider webs shooting at our confused drivers, it was difficult to watch yet difficult to look away. Your fav F1 girlies are not only here to recap this complete trainwreck but also bring you our psychic, energy vortex, and chakra-balancing insights. Aka, what can the P-Kelly-Max kiss angle tell us about Max's return to winning ways?

In this short and sweet episode, we address slanderous hate mail and recap the juicy Imola race. We also use our research background to PROVE that 1) Braiding is the key to F1 success 2) Charles Leclerc listens to F101 and 3) Max is super sexy.

In this episode, F1 drivers help answer your burning questions: 1. How do you know if your partner loves you? 2. How do you master the art of the thirst trap? and 3. If you are struggling to find success in this scary, unpredictable world, what skill is essential for you to learn?

We reckon that was a cracker, mate. George vs Lewis: the surfboard edition. The seedy underbelly of verstappen.com. And a shocking reveal: Charles Leclerc listens to F101??

We're going Down Under and we're getting down and dirty bbs. Does Lewis hate his brother? Does Max love ass? Is Angela a K-drama ghostwriter? Can you even be ready for the Australian GP without hearing from your F1 girlies first??

A world-class display of acting. Two thrilling and scandalous confessions. And you heard it here first, folks: Max Verstappen is an environmentalist.

It's only the second GP of the season and boy, do we have a lot to talk about. From recapping the wins and losses at Bahrain to basking in the glory of our accurate predictions and dominating Fantasy League performance to our all-new Recess Rants™ segment, your F1 girls are here and here to deliver. In this episode, we'll be answering the most important questions swirling around in the F1 world: What do Lewis' latest shirtless pics mean? How have Valtteri's hair follicles experienced a sudden resurgence? And can we predict the championship from one tiny detail: how the drivers pack their suitcases?