F4NextDoor

F4NextDoor

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  • Party Animals
    TODAY'S STORIES: King Lion's Gifts (aka Come Over JK Get Out) and The Wolf Queen (aka It Sounds Badass, but it's Actually Kinda Normal)If you want more details along with the new terms/phrases I learned, common tropes I keep track of, and self-made...
    38 min
  • Golden Tubes and Mountain Rubes
    TODAY'S STORIES: The Adventures of Kintaro, the Golden Boy (aka strong kid easily becomes hero) and The Story of the Fourth Quest for the Golden Tube (aka nothing to see here folks).Kintaro is kind of a classic legend, so it was really interesting to...
    47 min
  • Poor Schmucks and Golden Ducks
    TODAY'S STORIES: The Duck with Golden Eggs (aka RUN KIDS RUN) and The Golden-Bristled Pig, the Golden-Feathered Duck, and the Golden Maned Mare (aka GOOD LORD PICK SOMETHING SHORTER).These ones put me through the ringer being that they're both Russian,...
    54 min
  • Obtuse Golden Goose
    TODAY'S STORIES: The Golden Goose (aka Ain't Nothing Gonna Break my Stride) and The Golden Bird (aka the most ripped of foxes).These two had very different plots, but incredibly similar themes, characters, and openings. I think the Golden Goose is...
    44 min
  • Gold Slippers and Fish Dinners
    TODAY'S STORIES: Ye-Xian (aka: ancient foot fetish), Cinderella (aka Squirrel Girl: the real origin story), and The Golden Slipper (aka Darwin needed to see this).GodDAMN these were amazing! Ye-Xian is like 2,200 years old and super creative whereas...
    41 min
  • Two Truly Economical Stories
    TODAY'S STORIES: My Lord Bag of Rice (aka: spit shine) and The Tongue-Cut Sparrow (aka: chirp chirp motherfucker).I looooved these stories! They had refreshing types of characters that displayed traits we haven't seen much in the other stories, namely...
    32 min
  • Two Genies, One Scrub
    TODAY'S STORY: Aladdin (aka: scrubs mcgee). JEEEEEEEEEZE this story was long; both literally and emotionally. Due to it's length, this is a one-story episode and it is QUITE a ride. Aladdin is the first protagonist to out-douche The Young Giant and,...
    59 min
  • Rose are Red (and White)
    TODAY'S STORIES: Snow White and Rose Red (aka Just the Tip) and Snow White and the Fox (aka UNGRATEFUL GRANDPARENTS). These two were fun, even if the second one was hella short (hat it lacks in length, it makes up for in shittiness). If you want the...
    30 min
  • Bummer Thumber
    TODAY'S STORIES: Thumbelina (aka Bummer Thumber) and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (aka Almost Goldie Locks). HOOOOOOOOO NELLIE, these were a lot of fun! I got more sentimental with Thumbelina for whatever reason, and then Snow White was just FUN....
    53 min
  • Thumby Thick
    TODAY'S STORIES: The Young Giant (aka NOT Tom Thumb) and Ivan the Peasant's Son and the Thumb Sized Man (aka You don't ACTUALLY need a horse, but go get one anyway). OOHHHHH MAN was I excited to tell these two. So far, they're the two most macho stories...
    1 hr 1 min

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