In celebration of my birthday, I got a facial, dipped myself in freezing water, and promptly spiraled into the stress of life. Naturally, I ended up sleeping in my closet and overanalyzing my entire relationship with money. Is it OCPD? Is it just capitalism? Who’s to say. Either way—this week we’re talking self-care, stress naps (in weird places), and my deeply unqualified but wildly committed approach to money management. No spreadsheets, just feelings.