Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts

Climb aboard Moosecopter 1 for a scenic tour of the rising Canadian lake levels, Link’s Awakening Remastered, a weird Nintendo circle, and some genuinely dark themes in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates.

Horror abounds as we navigate the terrifying woods of the Blair Witch, discover the true nature of pantyhose, and venture into The Mark of Kri without the safety of our nostalgia-coated, rose-tinted glasses.

Oi, wanker, you’re going the wrong way! There is a sign – a sign that we are playing everyone’s favorite cockney car crashing, heavy breathing game, The Getaway.

Which is worse: Being straddled by a nine foot tall gentlemen with an 80 syllable name on your annual pilgrimage to MoCon? Or playing Zelda II?

Grab your bottle of Savior Soak, give old blinky a check, and clean out your lug holes! We’re back to polish off the rest of Kingdom Hearts with our brand new recording equipment.

Don’t be alarmed, this is just a test of our ability to play an RPG over the summer! Join us aboard our poorly constructed gummi ships to revisit Kingdom Hearts in the first of two episodes and be treated to random singing and more terrible Zelda puns than you can ask for.

You were promised a return of Factory Sealed, and we delivered! Join us to discuss the highs and lows of E3, our fears of an all-streaming future, and whether a bloke says D or T in Fable.

Don’t worry, we aren’t dead! We just put ‘er in P for a little bit. But we’ll be back on June 16th! (If your recording says May 16th, that’s an error.)

Grab your soldering iron and your light saber for a trip through the terrible teeth of Sonic the Hedgehog Movie into the loving arms of cable-free VR with the Oculus Quest, before stopping off at Star Wars the Force Unleashed.

Wal-Mart bathroom enthusiast Zack Fawley joins us to talk about video game preservation, the future of gaming, and some PlayStation 5 speculation before we sit back and listen to him rhapsodize about Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.