Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts

We hit things with wrenches, build entire towns, race fish, and even stop off for a spot of golf as we tackle the first half of Dark Cloud 2.

Yee Haw! It’s Harvest Moon time. All ya’ll younguns best hike up yer britches and get to. Them taters and maters ain’t gonna grow themselves!

Join us for a whimsical, thought-provoking romp through the history of the Game Boy series, as well as Kirby’s Dreamland 1 and 2! Oh, and keys in the shitter.

Long-time listener, fan, and awesome dude Jack Grant joins us for an absolute shitshow of an episode with curling irons in wrong places, Banjo Kazooie, and the worst question ever. Seriously. Ever.

We get Mysty-eyed as Myst proves to be more trouble than it’s really worth, send an evil gargoyle to his repeated death in Demon’s Crest and get far too obsessed with Pokemon Go.

As we regain our memories in the bizarre hybrid of 80’s sci-fi known as Flashback: The Quest for Identity, the crew discuss patriotic games in honor of ‘Murica day and why the English burn people on bonfires before setting off fireworks.

Two weeks was ample time to delve into Landstalker and its world of ludicrous controls, ballet brothels, and tricky platforming. Dan finishes, Tom goes missing, Jess leaves before the end of the show, and Eric gets drunk and plays Smash Brothers instead.

Inexplicable lesbianism and robotic crotch-hugging bugs feature heavily as we play Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix, just after discovering that Dan lives in the past and that internet wires are meant to stay plugged in.

With a century of episodes behind us we celebrate by playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, sharing your favorite memories of the show, and sending a ghost to attack someone’s room by giving away the Jeeves box (and loads of other prizes!

There’s much to be discovered this week: we learn that Castlevania Bloodlines stars a real-life serial killer, go on the hunt for treasure in the super-shiny Uncharted 4, and reveal our plans for the mysterious Jeeves Box (mmm, quite).