Denis tells Roger something about pugs that they probably should have edited out of the podcast. Roger also settles the debate on who was the first person in his secondary school to wear a hooded check shirt. I'll give you a clue. It was Roger.

Roger joins the show all the way from Japan using superconductor technology only available to professional scientists. Guest appearances by Denis' niece and nephew Noah and Mary who talk about their top 3 toys to bring on a trip.

Roger pitches his new RTE travel show where he goes on administrative adventures with the head of something in the EU. Denis chats about the time he bought a tribal shirt to win the heart of a girl and how his friends vowed to destroy it. Basically, Lord of the Rings meets the summer holidays of an awkward teenager in a small Cork town.

Just once... just once could YOU think of the episode description yourself?!

Now I know the boyos exaggerate SOMETIMES, but Denis really does get electrocuted by his laptop charger about 10 minutes into recording the podcast this week. It actually improved the episode though because it provided Denis with boundless energy and a scorched index finger (also known as a pointer finger). Roger refuses to admit to any cable tampering.

The weather is hot and so are the topics in this podcast. For example we talk about... am... and then we talk about... am... I can't really remember if I'm being honest. I have to go. Sorry.

Roger's feeling under the weather from taking too many Solpadeine when he woke up, but being a professional he trudges on and manages to demonstrate his new found skill of ASMRering. Denis contends that the short week following a bank holiday is more enjoyable than the bank holiday preceding it. Roger, drunk on Solpadeine (allegedly), takes Denis' hot take on bank holidays quite badly. Very badly in fact.

Denis comes up with a family movie that is destined for box office success. We don't want to say too much about it, but some people would call it a family movie and others would call it a straight to dvd horror. We're almost certain Roger says things in this episode too, but we can't remember what they are.

Roger reveals three solid gold sitcom ideas that he is pitching to RTE - all of which revolve around a local pub and wacky objects coming to life. Denis doesn't really do much in this episode other than say 'yeah' and 'you think so' at the right time.

Denis spends this episode in a giant vat of antiseptic jelly after being knocked down by a car. They have to cut the episode short so he can be collected by a JCB and brought to the hospital where he will be reassembled by a group of snide robots. Roger's favourite Easter Egg is the Kinder Joy.