Cyndi Lauper's lips are weird and Tim Tebow is a dry hump god: just some of the flavors Igor and Jess are cooking with in this week's episode. Along with dog park drama involving owners with Big Dick Dog Energy and baptisms at the beach. Ashes for ash Wednesday give you delusional superpowers and some peeps look at life and relationships as winning and losing, those sick degenerate gambling bastards! Go grab yourself a scratch-off, you busy bees and come get this audio honey (holy moly enough of the frickin' PUNS).