Fake Film Students

Eleven year olds can't act, but thirteen year olds can write screenplays. We question unknown actresses' more famous celebrity look alikes and why these stories are strongly lacking in the dad department. It's one year before the Iraq War ends in Summer Eleven (2010) and two Twilight cast members make appearances in Thirteen (2003). 

People or animals? An animal would never surprise book you time at a recording studio, so people it is. We realize Matt Damon doesn’t have red hair in We Bought a Zoo (2011) and that we could really go for a bag of peanut m&ms in Midnight Sun (2018).

(aka The Crop Top Hour, The Gay[?] Hour, and The Player Hater Hour) We finally review movies not made in the 2010s, helping us discover what makes Justin Bartha a national treasure. JK Simmons and Johnny Simmons aren’t actually related in Jennifer’s Body (2009) and this movie’s sheer existence is a hate crime in Gigli (2003).

Listen to us try to figure out where Palo Alto takes place and how to activate the touch screen feature on a Mac. We also tackle the moral dilemma of getting with the most weaselly but in a sort of hot way set of brothers in Hollywood. Emma Roberts is a perverted babysitter in Palo Alto (2013) and apparently there's a nose thing(?) in Nerve (2016). Also I change my mind. That one Die Antwoord song's actually a bop. 

In this episode, we learned that if you've dated for more than five years, maybe consider ending things. Or showcase your failing relationship in a 90 minute movie. You pick. Taissa Farmiga supports drunk driving in 6 Years (2015) and even Anna Kendrick thinks these songs are kinda going on for too long in The Last Five Years (2014). 

Haley sounds extra nasally in this one... or do I always sound like that? I was the one who edited this one so I truly can’t tell. This is the episode that transformed Cristina into a Sam Claflin fangirl which speaks for itself. Sam Claflin is waited on by his girlfriend and dies in both Adrift (2018) and Me Before You (2016).

You’re in for a real treat with this one. We try to unravel one of the most unnecessarily confusing Christmas movies ever made and barely talk about the movie Timothée Chalamet is actually the lead in. Olivia Wilde proves girls with square heads can be hot in Love the Coopers (2015) and Timmy Tim gets hot for teacher in Miss Stevens (2016).

You're in for a real treat with this one. We try to unravel one of the most unnecessarily confusing Christmas movies ever made and barely talk about the movie Timothée Chalamet is actually the lead in. Olivia Wilde proves girls with square heads can be hot in Love the Coopers (2015) and Timmy Tim gets hot for teacher in Miss Stevens (2016).

Should more people be making fan edits of Paul Rudd? Technology bad? Can someone for the love of god please tell us what good movies Tom Hanks has been in? Emma Watson leaks some emails in The Circle (2017) and Ezra Miller steals the show in Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012).