She dyed her hair cerulean blue

She said my carbon footprint's not cute

I've been reading her newsletter

But I skipped most of it

We fall in love by accident

A heavenly coincidence

No matter what you think is true

Let me introduce you to some

Friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

Oh, friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

She checked my privilege at the door

She found two more I didn't know I had before

She makes her oat milk from scratch

I bought the wrong brand

We fall in love by accident

A heavenly coincidence

No matter what you think is true

Let me introduce you to some

Friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

Oh, friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

She sent a thread about my gaze

I read it for eleven days

She said I'm part of the problem

I said which one

We fall in love by accident

A heavenly coincidence

No matter what you think is true

Let me introduce you to some

Friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

Oh, friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

She made me watch a four-hour doc

About the ethical supply of socks

I held her hand in the dark

She asked if I consented to that

We fall in love by accident

A heavenly coincidence

No matter what you think is true

Let me introduce you to some

Friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

Oh, friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

I'll never love her like I should

I would if I understood

She's rewriting our shared history

I thought we just met

We fall in love by accident

A heavenly coincidence

No matter what you think is true

Let me introduce you to some

Friends of mine, oh, friends of mine

Oh, friends of mine, oh, friends of mine