In this episode, Sydni hosts and puts some of the world’s biggest brands on trial by asking one simple question: what if companies were actually honest? Brittany and Sydni take turns creating much more realistic slogans for places like AirBNB, KFC, Dunkin’, Burger King, and more — and shockingly, none of them are flattering.

Things take a personal turn when Brittany shares a truly cursed AirBNB experience involving friends, false expectations, and the kind of stay that makes you reconsider hotels forever. Between fake marketing, real-life disappointments, and way too much laughing, this episode is basically a warning label for modern convenience.

If you’ve ever felt personally betrayed by a brand, this one’s for you.