In this week’s episode, we plan what we’d do if we died and got stuck haunting random places. Not spooky places — absolutely unhinged ones. We’re talking Starbucks drive-thrus, some creek, and yes… John Stamos.

We basically spend an episode deciding the dumbest, pettiest, most chaotic ways we’d torment people as ghosts. Jump scares? Maybe. Petty hauntings? Absolutely. Stamos trying to live his life while we whisper nonsense from the void? 100%.

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of ghosts we’d be (answer: terrible ones), High Haunts is the episode for you.

Grab a pint and maybe a life vest, because this week Brittany and Sydni are diving headfirst into two of history’s stickiest, booziest disasters: the Great London Beer Flood of 1814 and the Boston Molasses Explosion of 1919. That’s right — people were literally swept away by beer and syrup. From vats bursting like alcoholic volcanoes to streets turned into a sugary death trap, the sisters try (and fail) to wrap their heads around how an entire city can drown in dessert toppings and brews. Expect chaotic theories, questionable science, and a whole lot of “wait… WHAT?!” moments in this dangerously delicious episode of Hot-Mess Highpothesis.

From the BerenSTEIN Bears to FEBREZE, Sydni leads Brittany down a rabbit hole of things that may not be what they seem. Each one gets stranger than the last and they may or may not argue about the Cheez-It. Do you remember the past correctly? Or have things changed right before our eyes?? Tune in and find out!

Brittany’s in her petty witch era, and no one is safe. This week on Hot-Mess Highpothesis, we’re not summoning demons — we’re summoning mild inconvenience. From eternally damp socks to parking spots that vanish when you need them most, Brittany and Sydni trade off their most creative, cursed “I hope you step on a Lego” energy.

It's back ladies and gentlemen, and it's better than ever!!! Sydni returns as our favorite entrepreneur, and she's back with a vengeance. From a $999 box you can cry into to a bidet that sprays when you least expect it, she's pitching her best ideas to our resident Shark, Brittany. What will she invest in and what's going back on Sydni's shelf of insanity?? Tune in and find out!!!

Welcome to the first annual Dream Rotation Draft!!! In this episode, Brittany and Sydni team up and take on Brittany's husband Chris and their good friend Alan, as they take turns drafting celebrities, characters, and all around legends into their dream smoke circles. Who will make it out on top? Will your favorite celebrity make it into the circle?? Tune in now to find out!!!

In honor of their love of all things gaming, Brittany and Sydni dive into the world of simulator games and try their hand at game design. Would you want to play Septic Cleaner Simulator? Have you ever dreamed of owning your own criminal empire?? Tune in this week and see!!!

Machine guns mounted on trucks and 1,000 pounds of dynamite... This week Brittany dives into a couple of the most aggressive ways governments have responded to animal threats. Would you have used 10,000 rounds to keep the Emus back? Or would you have blown them sky high? Tune into this week's episode and choose for yourself!!!

In this episode, Britt and Sydni take on one of the internet's most infamous websites, Urban Dictionary. Sydni has pulled some of the most interesting words she can find (not all of them sexual in nature) and forces Brittany to think of the definitions on the spot. We come across words like Screwvenier, Irish Handcuffs, and Durk. What do any of these mean? Tune in to find out!!!

Brittany takes Sydni on a trip through the CIA’s most ridiculous “master plans,” starting with the endless (and endlessly dumb) attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro — exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other Looney Tunes-level plots. Then we dive into Project Pigeon, the real U.S. government plan to train pigeons to steer literal bombs. It’s spycraft meets slapstick, and proof that sometimes history feels like it was written by The Onion.