This week, Sydni takes the reins (and the wheel) to unleash total chaos. She spins her homemade Wheel of Highpothesis and makes Brittany answer burning questions like: What if you turned the color of whatever food you ate? What liquid should replace the ocean? and How would dogs rate humans? It’s part stoner shower thoughts, part fever dream philosophy, and all Hot-Mess energy. Buckle up, because this wheel does not come with brakes.

Happy 33rd Birthday to the less chaotic sister in the duo.... Brittany!! On this special episode, Brittany takes the reigns and deep dives into one of the best known conspiracy theories of all time. We welcome our first podcast guest, Donna, and bring her along as we don our tin foil hats and dive into the chaos. From the Magic Bullet, to Lee Harvey Oswald, to the mob, we cover it all and by the end you may just find yourself questioning who really committed one of the most famous crimes in history.

This week, Brittany puts Sydni’s brain (and stomach) to the test with the most unhinged trivia about human limits. We’re talking lethal Capri-Sun counts, McNugget bladder capacity, and the jaw-dropping tale of Phineas Gage — the man who survived having a railroad spike yeet through his skull. It’s science, it’s chaos, and it’s a reminder that our bodies are both incredible and deeply stupid.

You rubbed the lamp… and now everything’s ruined. This week, Sydni mans the magical emergency hotline as Brittany calls in as a series of deeply cursed genie customers trying to undo the horrifying consequences of their wishes. Someone asked for less stress and their entire family vanished. Someone asked for a million bucks—and it started raining deer. And one poor soul just wanted to talk to their pets, only to be verbally abused by a vengeful hamster with a vacuum-related grudge. Will Genie 911 save them… or make it worse? (Spoiler: that hamster does not make it.)

This week, Brittany—resident Nicolas Cage superfan—puts Sydni to the ultimate test: can she tell the difference between the real-life antics of Mr. National Treasure himself and the absolute messes left behind by Shia LaBeouf, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, and Kanye West? Someone bought a haunted house. Someone did mushrooms with their cat. Someone wore a bag on their head at a movie premiere. Was it Cage... or Not? Buckle up, because this game gets weird, fast.

Sydni is hosting this week and it's Brittany's chance to prove she is more than a blubbering idiot. Syd has come up with 22 more questions that she needs the answer to and this time, no physics allowed. Will Britt be able to triumph and re-take her rightful place on the trivia throne, or will she only embarrass herself further for you amusement??

Brittany throws Sydni into a lightning round of the most deranged trivia questions humanity never asked for — including how many golf balls could fit in your butt (don’t try it), which Disney princess flops the hardest, and why U of M has the record for the longest poop. It’s chaotic. It’s vaguely educational. It’s fully unhinged. Also, there’s a speed round where we demand answers to things like “what is the most suspicious fruit?” and “if your personality had a scent, what would it be?”

This week Brittany and Sydni talk about summers that they had growing up, specifically Up North. They talk about all kinds of crazy shenanigans, from falling out of the truck, to watching a fox cartwheel off a mountain. Prepare yourself for an episode of nostalgia, chaos, and unfathomable bad luck.

Lock your doors and lower your moral standards — Brittany’s hosting this week’s Hot-Mess True Crime, where we ask the real questions no one in law enforcement is brave enough to touch. Where would you hide during a home invasion? Could you still get away with murder in the age of AirTags and DNA? Why does Casey Anthony suck so hard? (Spoiler: We say it a lot.) It’s part crime chat, part anxiety spiral, and 100% unqualified. Justice is blind — and apparently, so are we.

It's Brittany's turn in the Hot Seat this week as Sydni asks her all the hard hitting questions she hopes she has the answers to. What is a VPN? What causes gravity? Why are our dreams so weird? Will Brittany know the answers to any or all of these questions? Probably not. Will Sydni shame her for not knowing? Absolutely.