Grab your controllers and your emotional baggage, because this week we’re diving into our Top 10 Video Games — and the existential spiral that follows. From pixelated childhood joy to adult escapism, Sydni and Brittany unpack the games that shaped us, broke us, and probably rewired our brains forever. Expect hot takes, deep nostalgia, and a few side quests into our personal lore. It’s fun, it’s feelsy, it’s basically therapy… but with more boss fights.

They’re back… and they’re still terrible. In Horrible Heroes 2, Sydni and Brittany assemble a brand new roster of painfully useless, questionably motivated, and delightfully deranged heroes. From the ectoplasmic underachievement of The Ghost of Harry Houdini to the barely-standing bravery of Sir Flimsy, these are the champions absolutely no one asked for. If justice had a clearance rack, this is what you’d find. Capes are optional. Regret is not.

Sydni’s the puppet master of psychological torment in this week’s episode, This or That, where Brittany is forced to choose between the worst options imaginable. Sweat nacho cheese? Or have a single tooth morph into a tiny man who hates her? It only gets more disturbing from there. It’s the ultimate game of hypothetical hell, packed with cackling, confusion, and questions no one should ever have to answer. Warning: You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll never trust a “Would You Rather” question again.

Strap in and clear your schedule, because this is our longest episode ever and it's packed with unfiltered chaos. We kick things off with a fiery Top 10 Pokémon showdown (spoiler: Sydni makes some questionable choices), then spiral full-throttle into a Horror Movie/Series Top 10 list that quickly turns into a passionate, unhinged love letter to the genre. Just when you think it’s over, Brittany takes the wheel for a dramatic breakdown of The Haunted Airman, starring Robert Pattinson and... no one else worth mentioning. Cringe. Laughs. Screaming. Regret. It's all here.

Time to lower the bar and lose some dignity — it’s Unhinged Smash or Pass! Sydni’s in the driver’s seat this week as your favorite sister duo takes a deep, chaotic dive into the bizarre abyss of desire. Celebrities? Smash. Pokemon? Smash. Inanimate objects? Honestly, we don’t even blink anymore. From unsettling confessions to heated debates about cartoon daddies, this episode is an accidental psych eval you definitely didn’t ask for. WARNING: you’ll learn more about us than you ever wanted to know. We regret nothing.

Survey says: PANIC! In this very special episode, Brittany hosts a one-player version of Family Feud where Sydni is forced to guess real trivia under fake game show pressure. From the seven wonders of the world to zodiac signs to weird biological functions no one wants to talk about, Sydni fights for her life against time, facts, and Brittany’s aggressive buzzer noises.

Sydni’s hosting this week and we’re digging deep into the haunted toy chest of our childhoods. She brings a terrifying list of toys that should’ve never existed—think demonic Furbies, nightmare-inducing dolls, and anything that came with the potential to cause bodily harm (looking at you, Lawn Darts). Then we spiral into the wild world of toys that got banned, recalled, or straight-up cancelled for being unsafe, inappropriate, or just plain unhinged. It’s nostalgic. It’s traumatic. It’s hilarious.

Warning: This episode may cause flashbacks and an irrational fear of Tickle Me Elmo.

Welcome to Galactic Courtroom Z420, where Earth is on trial and Sydni is forced to answer for humanity’s weirdest crimes. Why do we glue hair to our eyelids? Why are foot pics both currency and taboo? And what IS a “girl dinner,” really? Brittany assumes the role of prosecuting alien overlord while Sydni, Earth’s most reluctant representative, panics through a rapid-fire interrogation of cosmic proportions.

Welcome to Shart Tank, where I—your host, a wildly successful businessman with many, MANY lucrative businesses (just ask me, I’ll tell you)—hear investment pitches from none other than Sydni, who’s serving up some of the most absurd, unhinged, and legally questionable business ideas we’ve ever heard. Will I invest? Will I cry-laugh? Will I regret giving Sydni a platform? Yes to all.

This might be one of our funniest episodes ever—and don’t worry, there’s more shart where that came from. Part 2 is coming soon.

Sydni's hosting, which means it’s time for chaos—and supervillains. We each bring our own evil lineup and rank them from 1 to 10 based on pure power, then throw them into head-to-head matchups to see who dominates and who gets dunked on. Will classic villains reign supreme, or will our baked brains make some questionable calls? Tune in for fiery debates, dramatic showdowns, and the ultimate villain power rankings, Hot-Mess style.