Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8 "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin watch Peter trade a free boat for a mystery box, bomb his way into thinking he's a comic, and get sent to a women's retreat by Candice Bergen's Gloria Ironbox. He comes home sensitive. Lois wants the old Peter back. The guys call this one an oof of an ep.

For fans of U Talkin' U2 to Me?, Doughboys, The Sloppy Boys, and Cumtown: three longtime improv-comedian friends using a Family Guy rewatch as an excuse to escalate bits, spin off into our version of cutaway gags, and occasionally discuss the episode.

Also in the mix: Captain Hack's Halloween costumes, Angela's first comment (cut the BS, make it under an hour), the Volume 1 DVD theory, Hulk Hogan's secret erogenous zone, Peter taping over the wedding video, the mystery box, open-mic war stories, "Three Whites," Mr. Weed, a mid-pod piss break, the mud-puddle chivalry bit, Quagmire as Don Draper, the Million Man March, and Lois vs. Gloria at the charity dinner. Stewie Gay Watch gets a pastry and nothing else. The Patreon threat remains in effect.

Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube.

Would you take the free boat or the mystery box? Send the damage to [email protected] or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Quahog Airport Inn. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Angela, this one is also over an hour.

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 "The King is Dead" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin break down Lois getting named artistic director of the Quahog Players, Peter pitching Mr. Zucchini Head to the board at work, and Peter hijacking Lois's production of The King and I with a talking penguin, bikini babes, a mech suit, and a full musical number celebrating America.

For fans of U Talkin' U2 to Me?, Doughboys, The Sloppy Boys, and Cumtown: three longtime improv-comedian friends using a Family Guy rewatch as an excuse to escalate bits, spin off into our version of cutaway gags, and occasionally discuss the episode.

The guys open with roughly forty minutes of Blind Jay Leno going to hell, Don Vito as the bizarro Jay Leno, From Don to Don: The Peter Griffin Story, the cork board with all the red string, the optimal pie chart of 40 minutes of Jay Leno per three minutes of Family Guy, Gaggers Gold vs Structurehead Tip of the Cap (with a cherry on top), Harleywood and the Star of David Letterman, a live IMDB fact check of Seth Green vs Phil LaMarr, our sponsor Gaggers Goof Off, Joe hanging from the rings as choreographer, the strongest Stewie Gay Watch signal yet, a new gay watch on their friend, hung like Popeye or hung like Bluto, the Beto O'Rourke calf cramping tweet, this episode's moment of Ma, Peter Griffin's The King and I, Mr. Weed and Guillermo sitting together at the theater, Tyler's long fart, browsing Cameo for Kevin Eubanks and Hoobastank, and 4 Non-Blondes fronted by Jay Leno.

Would you rather be hung like Popeye or hung like Bluto? Email your answer and the rest of the damage to [email protected] or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Quahog Players. All accusations of friendship are alleged. Please do not tell Jay Leno where we record.

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6 "Death Is a Bitch" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin are joined by guest Matty Francis to break down Peter faking his own death to dodge a hospital bill, the Grim Reaper spraining his ankle chasing him, and everybody on Earth going immortal while Death recuperates on the Griffin couch.

For fans of U Talkin’ U2 to Me?, Doughboys, The Sloppy Boys, and Cumtown: three longtime improv-comedian friends using a Family Guy rewatch as an excuse to escalate bits, spin off into our version of cutaway gags, and occasionally discuss the episode.

The guys watch Norm MacDonald make his debut as Death and get into Gaggers vs Structureheads, Bang Bang or Tut Tut, the Blit/McDonald coefficient, JPM (jokes per minute), Death's shredded corpuscles, whether Death was finger blasting Sandy, Bug Hall's air duster arrest, the DuMont television network, the Titanic bit, trans fats, the Stewie Gay Watch, a possible bestiality watch for Brian and Jason emailing [email protected] to try to book Seth MacFarlane on the pod.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Cold open: one of these men is going to die

08:13 Welcome and guest Matty Francis

20:14 Matty's Family Guy history and American Dad

26:01 Episode intro: "Death Is a Bitch" (March 21, 2000)

54:08 Big Ben on cocaine

01:04:14 Casket haggling

01:12:01 JPM: jerks per minute

01:24:07 Norm MacDonald arrives

01:34:01 Stewie Gay Watch and the Brian bestiality watch

01:50:30 Structure head or gagger

02:00:02 The biker bar shootout

02:02:36 Death's date with Sandy

02:11:13 The Dawson's Creek job

02:13:55 Kazaa, LimeWire, and WinMX

02:18:03 Airplane! passengers and Airport 75

02:21:38 [email protected]

02:25:00 Final ratings

02:39:54 Matty's plug and outro

Would you email [email protected] to try to book Seth MacFarlane for a Family Guy podcast? Send the damage to [email protected] or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the afterlife. We are four guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell Death where we record.

Guest: Matty Francis (Instagram @mattyfrancis, dank memes guaranteed; catch him at the Arcade Comedy Theater in Pittsburgh) Feedback: [email protected]

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 5 "Love Thy Trophy" recap and review, with special guest Sallie Bowen, the first woman ever allowed on Family Guy Guys. Jason, Tyler, Collin, and Sallie break down the Who's the Boss float, Meg's Prada purse crisis, and the golden trophy whodunit, and then Jason hits the wrong button and kills the recording mid-episode.

For fans of U Talkin’ U2 to Me?, Doughboys, The Sloppy Boys, and Cumtown: three longtime improv-comedian friends using a Family Guy rewatch as an excuse to escalate bits, spin off into our version of cutaway gags, and occasionally discuss the episode.

The neighbors build a float Peter can't stop winning with, Meg lies her way into a waitressing job, and Stewie gets cranked on pancakes while everyone accuses each other of stealing the trophy. Along the way they get into Lacey Chabert returning as Meg, whether Mad Men ripped off Family Guy, Quagmire's "from down here you look like a Pisces," Tyler's career as a period-accurate porn auteur, blue tent concussion protocol, Sallie declaring herself a gagger, the AI notes that hallucinated a better episode than the real one, and Charlie Kirk debating Jeeves in heaven. The final scores split the gaggers from the structure heads in a way nobody saw coming.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Cold open: Sallie Bowen represents all women

01:57 Fake glasses and dress weens

08:03 Welcome to Family Guy Guys

11:57 The animal fax videos

26:40 Episode intro: "Love Thy Trophy" (March 14, 2000)

31:10 Barker and Weitzman wrote this one

33:43 The OJ Simpson cold open

37:56 Peter's Who's the Boss float

41:20 Did Mad Men rip off Family Guy?

48:29 Shea Bear is back as Meg

52:14 Meg's Prada purse problem

55:16 "From down here you look like a Pisces"

1:07:08 Meg's single mom lie and the blue tent

1:17:27 Stewie gets cranked on pancakes

1:23:08 The golden trophy whodunit

1:46:21 The foster kids show up

2:07:53 "Flappy, what have you done to me?"

2:08:22 Take two: the recorder died

2:12:35 The AI hallucinated a better episode

2:15:36 Final ratings

2:23:09 Charlie Kirk debates Jeeves in heaven

2:29:55 He died for our answers

Would you stay married to a man whose favorite episode of television is a cartoon about a guy who wins a trophy? Send your rating units to [email protected] or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the estate of Ask Jeeves. We are three guys and one woman who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell Jeeves about us.

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 4 "Brian in Love" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin watch Brian piss on the carpet, frame a baby for it, and finally admit he's in love with Lois, which is the most plot this show has committed to all season. The ratings land all over the map, so one (or two!) of these three men is wrong and the other two (or one!) are never letting him (or them!) hear the end of it.

For fans of U Talkin’ U2 to Me?, Doughboys, The Sloppy Boys, and Cumtown: three longtime improv-comedian friends using a Family Guy rewatch as an excuse to escalate bits, spin off into our version of cutaway gags, and occasionally discuss the episode.

The guys get into Gary Janetti's return as the show's resident dog boy, a Mr. Rogers cold open where Stewie has destroyed the Land of Make-Believe, an extremely uncomfortable Jetsons gag, and Sam Waterston as Brian's therapist. Along the way they cover Tyler's Jehovah's Witness upbringing and the 144,000 open seats in the Galactic Senate, Chili's skillet queso after the memorial, Da Boom getting a fair shake and failing it, a Scooby-Doo vs Tim Allen gasp debate decided 2 to 1 over Jason's objections, Dean Koontz getting run over twice, the Lisa mattress promo code 10SEAMYOUPP, a throuple therapy session with a puppet shrink, a very pissy sweater, Quagmire's first full horn dog episode, a Stewie Gay Watch emergency after the bra unhooking, John Cougar Mellencamp's "Suckin' on a .45," and the greatest album cover never made: dog's red rocket and a gun.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Cold open: Jehovah's Witnesses and the 144,000

10:08 Da Boom gets a second chance

18:01 Episode intro: "Brian in Love" (March 7, 2000)

28:18 Gary Janetti, dog boy

33:01 The Mr. Rogers cold open

47:14 Lindbergh baby and Amelia Earhart

55:38 Peter's potty training flashback

1:02:08 Dr. Kaplan, played by Sam Waterston

1:11:08 The cuck chair

1:25:14 Scooby-Doo or Tim Allen?

1:32:39 Throuple therapy

1:39:33 Brian admits he loves Lois

1:52:32 The piss sweater

2:01:52 Lois lets him down

2:07:11 Final ratings

Was Brian's gasp a Scooby-Doo or a Tim Allen? The vote went 2 to 1 against Jason and he is appealing the result. Break the tie at [email protected] or visit https://www.familyguyguys.com

Just kidding - tell us if Dr. Kaplan was gonna jack that dog!

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Jehovah's Witnesses. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not send the 144,000 after us.

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 3 "Da Boom" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin watch the Y2K apocalypse episode people love, and it causes the biggest ratings split in show history.

Two of the guys land on the love side of the split, with Collin pointing at Mila Kunis showing up as Meg for the first time as a possible factor. Tyler describes the whole thing as pure uncut gag. Jason, who watched the episode in a hot car while his daughter napped, calls it "not my cup of piss" and declares it a Gagger's Delight, which is somehow an indictment.

Along the way they get into the first chicken fight, Peter in Lois' color-swap dress and "unzip me," Stewie as a gay Neil Armstrong, the Tom Selleck beans, the Randy Newman song Jason can still recite from memory, Twinkie the Kid, Quagland and Loretta in New Quahog, and Patrick Duffy washing the entire episode away as a dream. Plus the Stewie Gay Watch gets its biggest movement of the season, the "Oof of the Ep" award splits the room, and Bob of Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs of Maine keeps derailing the episode to talk about baby Timothee Chalamet.

Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro and the Dog and Tony show

26:12 Episode intro: "Da Boom" (December 26, 1999)

29:31 Was JibJab AI? Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs

33:43 Peter Griffin and the bad transfer

36:21 The first chicken fight

44:44 The gang's all here

46:36 Stewie Gay Watch: the New Year's outfit

49:28 Peter's color-swap dress

56:32 "A dead Lois" and the basement

58:03 Stewie as gay Neil Armstrong

01:00:26 Y2K hits and Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa

01:02:44 The Handsome Seth continuity error

01:04:49 Bill Clinton squeezes the Hillary

01:09:17 Tom Selleck and the beans

01:15:45 They eat Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa

01:19:37 Twinkie the Kid

01:24:38 Mad Max survivors and the skeleton key

01:27:30 The Randy Newman song

01:28:53 Mila Kunis' first episode

01:42:21 Quagland and Loretta

01:51:21 The forefathers slap their meat

01:59:28 The definition of irony

02:01:27 Patrick Duffy in the shower

02:04:26 The "and that's them" bit

02:06:33 Final ratings

Whose side are you on, the guys who loved it or the one who didn't? Fight me and then email [email protected], or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Twinkie factory in Natick, Massachusetts. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell Bob about us.

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 "Holy Crap" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin break down Peter Griffin kidnapping the Pope to impress his terrifying Catholic dad, and the episode somehow goes off the rails from there.

The guys meet Grandpa Griffin for the first time, voiced by two-time Oscar nominee Charles Durning, and watch Peter get desperate enough for his father's approval to commit a federal crime. Along the way they get into the Janet Jackson unc shooting poison, Rosie O'Donnell's 1999 WAP era, the concept of Ma, the 2026 Religion Draft, why Mr. Weed might be the best character on the show, Tyler's first Hinge date in two and a half years, the structurehead vs gagger divide, and whether Dick Van Dyke is swagless or still chopped.

Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro and the Werevert bit

16:38 Episode intro: "Holy Crap" (September 30, 1999)

25:39 Writer Danny Smith and Grandpa Griffin

35:53 The musical cue gag

37:04 Logic ft. Seth MacFarlane

41:54 Florence Stanley and Dinosaurs

51:50 Growing up religious and the 2026 Religion Draft

57:33 Chris, God, and the bathroom

01:02:00 Benny Hinn televangelist spiral

01:07:55 Fenway and Peter's desperation

01:10:38 Dick Van Dyke Show physical comedy

01:13:41 Tyler's Hinge date

01:17:00 The date roleplay

01:19:18 Examine This Cock

01:22:09 Rosie O'Donnell's WAP era

01:26:17 Sanford and Son and blackface

01:28:59 Daniel Day-Lewis peptide biopic

01:30:45 Mr. Weed and the prostate joke

01:36:05 Employee of the Week: Jesus

01:42:18 Peter stands up to Francis

01:52:39 The waffle iron gag

01:54:25 Peter kidnaps the Pope

01:56:12 The airplane Ma gag

02:00:18 "I love you, I just don't like you"

02:05:20 The Memento date bit

02:07:42 Final ratings

Would you tell your first date in two and a half years that you host a Family Guy rewatch podcast? Send the damage to [email protected] or visit https://familyguyguys.com.

This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Catholic Church. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell the Pope about us.

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Family Guy season 2, episode 1, "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater": the Family Guy Guys kick off their own second season with guest Tim Brewer, who joined mainly because he wanted an excuse to watch Family Guy. Correct answer.

Aunt Marguerite comes to visit and is immediately dead, which nearly breaks Tim. The Griffins inherit a Newport mansion, Peter bids $100 million he does not have at a charity auction, and Brian teaches him to be a gentleman via shock therapy, which works until it doesn't. Stewie makes the servants fight to the death, Brian gets fully drunk for the first time and smacks Lois's ass, and the guys ask the important questions: are vampires circumcised, why does everyone in this family have the same nose, and what do you do if your house dog smacks your wife's ass (you put him down).

Also covered: the Trojan Horse had a door in its balls, Colin did not cry during The Passion of the Christ and is going to hell, AI episode prep gets gaslit again, and the number one listenership remains military drones.

Family Guy Guys is three longtime improv friends (plus whatever guest they tricked this week) watching every episode of Family Guy in order, no breaks, for what could be ten years.

Take the Myers-Briggs-style quiz at https://familyguyguys.com to find out if you're a Structurehead or a Gagger.

Fellas, what are you doing if a dog walks up and smacks your wife's ass?

Wrong answers in the comments.

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7 recap: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog," where Brian enters a dog show for $500, ends up in prison, and Peter defends him in court.

Jason Hackett, Tyler Simpson, and Collin Brown are joined by first-time guest Danny Neely, who hasn't watched Family Guy in over ten years and jumps in cold on episode seven. Danny declares himself a structure head, then immediately gets tested by an episode with barely any Chris or Meg dialogue. The Dud-or-Stud rating system comes out for the barbershop quartet gag, Plessy v. Ferguson, and an ironically unplanned Roe v. Wade tangent. The guys argue over whether Lois is the one being weirdly horny in the leather collar scene, debate if Brian even deserves sympathy since "he doesn't do anything," and vote the deer-hitting-the-car gag the best joke of the episode. Stewie gets his usual Gay Watch check-in, Michael Ian Black's Cameo budget gets its own emergency meeting, and things end with an Inception detour that somehow results in Tyler getting fictionally pregnant.

00:00:00 – Cold Open & Guest Intro (Danny Neely)

00:11:49 – Housekeeping: Paywall, Where to Watch, First-Timer Recap

00:19:53 – Structure Head vs. Gagger, Episode Revealed: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"

00:26:49 – Recap Begins: Heat Wave, Tom Tucker, Brian's Season-Long Attitude

00:47:06 – Dog Show Setup: Barbershop Quartet, Patreon Bit, Lois's Leather Collar

01:25:19 – Brian Runs Away: Water Fountain, Tennis Ball Search, Caught & Jailed

01:29:27 – Prison Arc: MacGyver Bit, Budget Meeting, Self-Suck Debate, Inception Tangent

01:44:28 – Courtroom, Ten-Dollar-Bill Joke, Season One Wrap-Up

02:00:56 – Ratings: Danny, Colin, Tyler, Jason, and Sign-Off

Family Guy Guys is a rewatch podcast where three longtime improv comedians go through all 461 Family Guy episodes in order, arguing about whether a joke works, whether the show is secretly Seth MacFarlane working something out, and whether Brian has ever done anything for this family.

Is Lois into Brian, or is he just projecting? Tell us where you land in the comments.

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 6, "The Son Also Draws," gets the Family Guy Guys treatment: On the Family Guy episode, Chris wants to quit scouts to focus on his art, we find out Hot Lois is a degenerate gambler, Peter goes on a (pretty unearned) vision quest, and the episode treats Native Americans with exactly as much care and respect as you probably would expect.

On the pod ep, Jason, Collin, and Tyler discuss the episode's surprisingly decent early gags, a suspicious "Love, Actually" sign connection, the eternal quest to find out whether Stewie is (literally) understood, ANOTHER continuity error from Handsome Seth, and whether any of the Peter and Chris emotional stuff has been earned yet. Also: Red Hot Chili Peppers cigarette parodies, the Flea Flickers, Canadian slander, and a deeply necessary FOIA request for the Family Guy show bible.

Family Guy Guys is three friends watching every episode of Family Guy in order, because apparently nobody stopped us.

What did you think of "The Son Also Draws"? Could you look past the creakiness, or were you cringing like the FaGuGu boys?

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