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(1706—1790), Poor Richard (August 1741)

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.

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(1933--)

U.S. writer

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.

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(1944--)

U.S. novelist

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

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(1880—1956)

U.S. journalist

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

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(1821—1881), Russian novelist, Notes From the Underground, 1864

The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.

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What does not destroy me, makes me strong.

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I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possible program, of all time. (1987)

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Bad Habits, 1982

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. By this definition, the amoeba, the mango, the frog, the squirrel, the bear, the begonia, and many lawyers are forms of Life.

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(1935-- )

U.S. film-maker

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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"People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."