Immediately upon your arrival in Alola, a handsome professor wearing shorts and an open lab coat — no shirt underneath, by the way — grabs your hand. "Come with me," he says. "We're going on a journey."
Your heart skips a beat. You're in an observatory at night outside a small town in rural Virginia. You've got a broken key in your hand, not the grasp of Young Professor Science Man. Where did the nice professor man go, and where's My Sweet Boy?
You approach the telescope with the hope that gazing into the night sky will help you make sense of it all. Peering into the telescope you—
You're on the bus, listening to podcasts and feeling a desperate wave of FOMO. Hitman seems pretty good. You open up the web browser on your phone and spend $60 on a game you probably won't like.
Topics discussed: Pokémon Sun, Pokémon Moon, Virginia, Heroes of the Storm, Watch Dogs 2, Titanfall 2, FOMO, setting artificial rules on gameplay.