Welcome to Sandra Brown's Fanta-C, which should have been a sweet contemporary romance from the 80's but is actually kind of fucking disturbing in the weirdest and most unexpected way. Meet Elizabeth, a prissy lady who wears pantyhose and slips and owns a store that sells potpourri for your mistress, and Thad (THAD!), a silver fox who has puppies at his house. This is actually a great little book about a lady who has a rich dirty fantasy life but struggles with real life, except WARNING there is a big fat out of place ravishing in the middle of it, which we'll discuss.

NOTE: This episode formerly aired on YouTube; you can view it there if you want to see our beautiful faces.