Fantastic Satisfaction

The geneus council is in session. How many different ways have you tried to use a camera without having a camera? Our three friends may have an answer. Some gnomes may be sacrificed in the process. Lysa hotfoots it on out of here. LNRD convenes with a higher authority. Praxis notes the fine print of the group’s contract.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

Music:
Intro: Belvedere by Intervals
Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

Before the ball drops on the new year, let’s get Fantastically Satisfied. Our novice heroes begin their newest adventure in fine fashion, which mostly involves waiting for hours at a government agency. Lysa takes a tumble. LNRD be on that scroll. Praxis strikes a pose.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

Music:
Intro: Belvedere by Intervals
Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

Hello once again to the “geek’s and gamer’s” out there. I regret to inform you that Fantastic Satisfaction has returned. Rather than D&D 5e, for this season we’re trying out Dungeon World! In this (barely edited) little preview episode, we’re introducing our characters, the setting, and going over the DW rules so you know what to expect for the upcoming season.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

See you in a couple weeks for the official first episode!

Hey, it’s Dungeons and Dragons! Your favorite group of idiots have reunited one final time to take down the ancient evil. We may not have remembered a single rule of 5e but that’s not gonna stop us from taking down a big monster. Rudo is double-champion. Kimulo does a back bend. Ralmevik has taken up a life of asceticism.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

There’s nothing like the great outdoors. Fresh air, giant craters created by inter-dimensional monsters, horrible memories of your childhood. At least that cool sentient wind is here to help out! Rudo makes an ill-advised punch. Kimulo can enter the tree. Ralmevik makes his friends very, very fast.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

EDIT: Unfortunately the last 20 or so minutes of this episode have been eaten by the computer machine. Here’s what happened, DON’T LOOK TIL THE END IT’S A SPOILER DUDE

Rudo punches through the creature and impales it on his arm, but is able to resist the deadly corrosive death poison I warned the party about several times. The group fights through to the exit of the facility, where the creatures have overrun the area. After some fighting, the wind helping Kimulo through this journey twirls and slices through the creatures, slaughtering them all. Kimulo reconciles with Dr. Feelgood, and the group follows the wind deeper into the forest.

The crew is back on dry land and everything is terrible. Sounds like a good time for a carnival, right? Nothing like funnel cakes, JNCO jeans, and facing your inner demons that made you run away from your family and past. There’s also a wrestling show! Kimulo enjoys a tasty treat. Ralmevik is Rudo. Rudo is someone else entirely.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Aim true, aim high. The pirate battle rages on with our magnificent three stuck in the middle. Sure would be a good time for all that foreshadowing to pay off! Ralmevik makes a dramatic entrance. Kimulo gets buffed. Rudo leaves something behind.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

The team is off the plank and dives deeper in the search for the captain’s treasure. Good stuff is usually in undersea caverns, right? It’s probably better than what’s waiting above the surface. Rudo joins a new crew. Ralmevik is scared to death. Kimulo makes a rude gesture.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Welcome to the new feed! Please excuse all the weird cuts because oh boy were there some technical issues with this one. Regular style fishmen are abound as the group tries to find any way they can out of this predicament. Rudo goes by speed. Ralmevik proposes a cultural exchange. Kimulo knows I like turtles.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Reunited and it feels so good. With the crew back together, it’s time to figure out where they are and how they can get out of it. What could possibly go wrong? Kimulo goes for the ear. Ralmevik gets to forget. Rudo emulates his idol.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer