Fantasy Friendship

Who doesn't like waking up to a decapitated rabbit and a proud cat?

I wore a blouse to one interview and had a black eye for another. How am I employed again?

Rule No. 1: Don't troll Portuguese drug dealers.

This episode is certainly a mixed bag. 

I've built an association with Space Jam that I can't (and don't want to) break away from. A sequel is dangerous because that association I built is now in unknown hands. Here are my thoughts on the new movie with as fair and balanced of commentary as I was capable of giving.

I'm proud of the association I've built with Space Jam. I've spent at least two weeks of my life solely watching the film. Logan and I talked about how this turned from me being a superfan into Space Jam becoming one of my personality traits.

We estimate I've spent nearly two weeks of my life solely watching Space Jam, and that's pretty conservative. There's an association tied between me and Space Jam that is inseverable at this point. 

The second version of the Best Friend Tournament may have been even wackier than the first. 

2021 Best Friend Tournament Champion Brook DeMarque joins the program to help reveal all 125 of the round one quiz answers.

Grandpa thought he was dying. Grandma was panicking. Only Sam knew the secret: gramps accidentally ate THREE of her pot brownies. Then he started yelling mean things at Sam and the pets in Swiss German as things spiraled out of control.